Wicked's blog: "Nakita... the bad bad dog!"

I love my dog very much but at times I swear she tests the limit to unconditional love...

here's a few examples:

1. The day i came home after leaving her for an hour to go to the grocery store and found my brand new (a week old) suede boots chewed up... They cost me quite allot and if any of you know the love i had for shoes you will understand that it was not a good day. I believe at one point in my shock I proceeded to call Jeff and tell him to find her a good home....

2. The day I came home and found she had gotten smarter about shoes.. I just bought 2 brand new pairs still in the box and she ate one of each pair... the left and the right.. I cried that night.. I also determined to wear them at least once.. walked around my house with the left 4 inch heal and the right 5 inch heal... im stubborn ...

3. the day I came home and she had literally eaten my silk lamps.. don't even ask what her poo was like..

Today I was texting Witchie about how shes evil... and telling Seamus that no my princess daughter would not have me wrapped around her finger and I was also telling ASB that i haven't shaved since finding out i was pregnant.. when i look down and see Nakita laying beside me... chewing away...

I call her name and all of a sudden she shot off like a rocket.. shes now Hiding under my desk.... and wont come out...

She has eaten my plastic Warthog.... your thinking to yourself that shes nuts and yes your right but the warthog has significance in my life.. Hes not only my favorite animal because hes so ugly hes cute.. and his tail gets me every time... but my son with his allowance when he was four bought it for his mom and has been on my desk ever since..

I love my dog

I love my dog

I love my dog

Im hormonal and i want to kill her, but shes so cute that I cant...

Note to self: dogs from the pound are the bestest ever!

Wicked