Drunkfox's blog: "things and stuff and then some"

even tho its a joke its serious...im like this so get over it and yes they are all numbered 1 on purpose....

1. learn to use the toilet seat. youre a big girl, if its up put it down

1. birthdays,valentines day and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again

1. sometimes we are not thinking of you, get over it

1. weekends=sports. its like the full moon or the changing of the the tides, let it be

1. shopping is NOT a sport and no we will never think of it as such

1. when we have to go somewhere, anything you are wearing is fine....really

1. crying is blackmail

1. ask for what you want.

subtle hints do NOT work

strong hints do NOT work

obvious hints do NOT work....just SAY it

1. we arent one to remember dates as much as you. mark events on calendars and then constantly remind us beforehand

1. most guys own 3 pairs of shoes TOTAL. what makes you think we would be any good choosing what pair out of 30 pair you have will look good with your dress?

1. yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question

1. come to us only to get help to solve a problem. sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. headaches that last for 17 months is a problem...see your doctor

1. CHECK YOUR OIL!!!...please

1. anything said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. in fact any comments made become null and void after 7 days

1. if you wont dress like victoria secret models then dont expect us to dress like soap opera guys

1. if we say something that can be taken in 2 different ways and one of them makes u angry or cry, we meant the other

1. let us ogle. we are gonna look anyways. its genetic

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it, not both. if you already know the best way to do it then do it yourself.

1. whenever possible, say whatever you need to during commercials

1. christopher columbus didnt need directions, neither do we

1. the relationship is not always gonna be like it was the first 2 months we started dating. get over it and quit whining to your girlfriends

1. ALL men see in 16 colors kinda like windows default setting.

peach,for example, is a fruit not a color

pumpkin is also a fruit

we have no idea what muave is

1. we are NOT mind readers and we will NEVER be. our lack of mind reading skills is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. if it itches it will be scratched. we do it. deal with it

1. if we ask you what is wrong and you say "nothing" then we will act like nothing is wrong. we know you are lying but its just not worth the hassle