With all due respect to Robert Lynn Asprin (MythAdventures Series)
"Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel."
-- Ulysses
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance no to lose one's head."
-- M. Antoinette
"Just a little off the top."
-- A. Boleyn
"To function efficiently any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."
-- Capt. Bligh
"Chain of command is the backbone of military structure and must be strictly obeyed."
-- F. Christian
"Man shall never reach his full capacity while chained to earth. We must take wing and conquer the heavens."
-- Icarus
"One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people."
-- G. Kahn
"By persevering over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination."
-- C. Columbus
"Reliable information is a must for successful planning."
-- C. Columbus
"With the proper consideration in choice of allies, victory may be guaranteed in any conflict."
-- B. Arnold
"Life is a series of rude awakenings."
-- R. V. Winkle
"Ninety percent of any business transaction is selling yourself to the client."
-- X. Hollander
"Now that's entertainment."
-- Vlad the Impaler
"I love the nightlife."
-- V. Dracula
"First lets decide who's leading and who's following."
-- F. Astaire
For the right person, the impossible is easy!"
-- Dumbo
"Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."
-- G. A. Custer
"One need not fear superior numbers if the opposing force has be properly scouted and appraised."
-- G. A. Custer
"Has anybody got a plan?"
--G. A. Custer
"Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."
-- A.T. Hun
"What is this, a Chinese fire drill?"
-- Sun Tzu
"'Weird' is a relative, not an absolute term."
-- Baron Frank N. Furter
"What do you mean, 'You've got a little job for me'?"
-- Hercules
"…or was it unlock the safe and then swim to the surface?"
-- H. Houdini
"Nice jail. Looks strong."
-- H. Houdini
"Life is full of little surprises."
-- Pandora
"To survive one must be able to adapt to changing situations."
-- T. Rex
"Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand."
-- Romeo
"HOLY BATSHIT, FATMAN! I mean..."
-- Robin
"The best laid plans often go fowl."
-- Wile E. Coyote
"Easy credit terms available..."
-- Satan
"Tell you what. Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you..."
-- Lucifer
"'M' is for the many things she taught me..."
-- Oedipus
"The only thing worse than a sorcerer is a sorcerer's apprentice."
-- M. Mouse
"There is no counter for a spirited woman except for a spirited drink."
-- R. Butler
"Marriage, being a lifelong venture, must be approached with care and caution."
-- Henry VIII
"Money is the root of all evil; women need roots."
-- D. Trump
"Don't get mad, get everything."
-- I. Trump
"You countermanded me on whose authority?"
-- Pope John Paul
"Is it just me, or does it seem to you that I get more than my share of troubles?"
-- Job
"Marriage is a fine institution...if one requires institutionalizing."
-- S. Freud
"If labor and management communicated better; there would be fewer terminations."
-- J. Hoffa
"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."
-- unofficial U.N. motto
