Why is everybody hyped up on this "full body orgasm" crap?
I'm serious, you see it everywhere, all the magazines in the checkout line at grocery stores "Find ALL his pleasure spots" or "Stay in bed all day and enjoy it!"
I do, it's called sleep. Might not start till 4 o'clock in the morning, but I can garauntee it'll last till 2 or 3 pm.
But honestly, it's not hard to have a full body orgasm. Not hard... and not fun. Because the full body orgasm does not originate in the genital region. I'm sorry ladies, it's just not there.
No, the full body orgasm is when you get that spasm... don't look at me like that. Every single person reading this knows exactly what I'm talking about. It's that spasm where you burp, sneeze, hiccup, cough, fart, laugh and crap your pants all that same time. It's like "HIccUrpchooGAahchUAgppfftTThaHAHaoops...uhoh"
Now all of a sudden you're rolling on the ground, foaming at the mouth because a warhead just went off in your chest cavity. It's like mini-marines are doing a shock'n'awe from your testicles, (or what have you), through your abdomen and up into your brain, and all you can really say is "AAAugh!! Come on!"
This is the worst of it though. It's when this little old lady sees you and runs up, she starts jumping up and down and so sweetly... Begins Yelling at the top of her lungs "Oh, praise the Lord! This boy, he's got the Spirit!'
That's when your buddy comes up and goes, "No ma'am, that's the epilepsy"
Bastards. I just need somebody to get something for my tongue...
