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A colleague and I briefly engaged each other recently in this very modern-day puzzle. No doubt many upon many myspacers (and others who publish profles on related personal connection websites) post online self-portraits from their automobile's interior. Of all the places where could have your picture taken, you choose the inside of your car? The driver's seat, no less? Perhaps some while driving (i.e. possessing the safety and wellbeing of passengers and other motorists in the palm of your hands)? A friend reasoned that sometimes one could get so bored waiting in traffic or waiting to pick up another acquaintance that taking a few photos of yourself is a nice way to pass the time. Err, maybe. But really, you couldn't do that at your place? A friend's house? The workplace? Standing in the middle of a freeway? The depths of hell? It seems to be trend at myspace and lots of other sites. Individuals putting on their coolest pose while in the driver's seat, possibly doing 80 in a 40. If it's not enough that motorists carry on so many other activities while driving -- eat, put on makeup, read, watch DVDs, mess with the radio, use the cell phone to talk, use the cell phone to text message (I am damn good at that, by the way), use the cell phone to mindlessly club your passenger just because he tripple-dog dared you. Now we must add striking a pose to this list? I understand if you're snapping pics of other passengers or the passengers are snapping shots of themselves in the backseat. But the self-motorist photographer I really don't get. That's why I choose to take self-portraits in more private domains, such as my webcam. Then the world can see me in my shining glory, but without my having to dodge potholes, avoid swerving into other vehicles or ensuring that I can still send the text message by one hand. P.S.: Damn you, Jenna Bush! You didn't have to get engaged. Too young, I say. Too many things to discover out there. Like several types of tequilla and vodka shots you and your sister Barbara have yet to touch! You might be a Republican, but I'd party with ya 8-P Hell, I was all set to bring you back to Sixth Street in Austin and drunkenly determine what other words your dad can't properly pronounce. Jenna, you've broken my heart! And umm, Jenna? is yout sister available? LOL
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