SeductiveAngel FERLGF2 TwiztedNightmare's blog: "My wonderfully insane world"

[Chorus - Skylar Grey] 
I'm about to lose my mind 
You've been gone for so long 
I'm running out of time 
I need a doctor 
Call me a doctor 
I need a doctor, doctor 
To bring me back to life 

[Eminem] 
I told the World one day I would pay it back 
Say it on tape, and lay it, record it 
So that one day I could play it back 
But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm saying that 
Doubt's starting to creep in, everyday its just so grey and black 
Hope, I just need a ray of that 
Cause no one see's my vision when I play it for 'em 
They just say its whack 
They don't know what dope is 
And I don't know if I was awake or asleep 
When I wrote this, 
All I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest 
You picked me up, breathed new life in me 
I owe my life to you 
Before the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do 
But it just dawned on me you lost a son, 
Demons fightin' you, it's dark. 
Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you 
I don't think you realize what you mean to me 
Not the slightest clue 
Cause me and you were like a crew 
I was like your sidekick 
You gon either wanna fight when I get off this fucking mic 
Or you gon hug me 
But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I can do cause... 

[Chorus - Skylar Grey] 
I'm about to lose my mind 
You've been gone for so long 
I'm running out of time 
I need a doctor 
Call me a doctor 
I need a doctor, doctor 
To bring me back to life 

[Eminem] 
It hurts when I see you struggle 
You come to me with ideas 
You say there just pieces so I'm puzzled 
Cause the shit I hear is crazy 
But your either getting lazy or you don't believe in you no more 
Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form 
Cant make a decision you keep questioning yourself 
Second guessing and its almost like your begging for my help 
Like I'm your leader 
Your supposed to fucking be my mentor 
I can endure no more, 
I demand you remember who you are 
It was YOU, who believed in me 
When everyone was telling you don't sign me 

Everyone at the fucking label, lets tell the truth 
You risked your career for me 
I know it as well as you 
Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy 
Dre, I'm crying in this booth 
You saved my life, now maybe its my turn to save yours 
But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more 
But I ain't giving up faith and you ain't giving up on me 
Get up Dre, I'm dying, I need you, come back for fuck's sake cause 

[Chorus - Skylar Grey] 
I'm about to lose my mind 
You've been gone for so long 
I'm running out of time 
I need a doctor 
Call me a doctor 
I need a doctor, doctor 
To bring me back to life 
Bring me back to life 
Bring me back to life 

(I need a doctor, doctor 
to bring me back to life) 

[Dr Dre] 
It literally feels like a lifetime ago 
But I still remember the shit like it was just yesterday, though 
You walked in, yellow jump suit 
Whole room, cracked jokes 
Once you got inside the booth, told you, like smoke 
Went through friends, some of them I put on 
But they just left, they said they was riding to the death 
But where the fuck are they now 
Now that I need them, I don't see none of them 
All I see is Slim 
Fuck all you fair-weather friends 
All I need is him 
Fucking backstabbers 
When the chips were down you just laughed at us 
Now you bout to feel the fucking wrath of aftermath, faggots 
You gon see us in our lab jackets and ask where the fuck we been? 
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, 
Maggots and the crackers ass 
Little crack a jack beat making whack math, 
Backwards producers, I'm back bastards 
One more CD and then I'm packing up my bags and as I'm leaving 
I'll guarantee they scream 'Dre don't leave us like that man' cause... 

[Chorus- Skylar Grey] 
I'm about to lose my mind 
You've been gone for so long 
I'm running out of time 
I need a doctor 
Call me a doctor 
I need a doctor, doctor 
To bring me back to life

I (h) you Chelle. you are my doctor. 

3 EASY STEPS TO THE ULTIMATE FUBAR EXPERIENCE

1. PICK A NAME: BE SURE TO PICK A NAME THAT IS EXTREMELY MATURE SUCH AS; PRINCESS SOMETHING, QUEEN SOMETHING OR TWAT SOMETHING. IT SEEMS NAMES CONTAINING THE WORD *BITCH* ARE VERY POPULAR ... SO YOU MAY WANT TO USE THE SAME TO BE POPULAR TOO. NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME AS THIS MAY EXPOSE YOU AS WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT! (EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A GAZILLION PHOTO'S EXPOSING EVERYTHING ELSE).

2. PHOTO'S: BE SURE TO UPLOAD PHOTO'S THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS SEXY, SLUTTY AND AS POSED AS YOU CAN BE. MOST POSES THAT *YOU COULD NEVER DO AGAIN IF YOU TRIED* TEND TO WORK WELL HERE. SHIRTLESS PHOTO'S OF MEN SIMPLY MAKE A FU-WOMAN ROAR! BECAUSE OF COURSE ALL MEN NORMALLY WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITHOUT A SHIRT ... WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE REALISTIC? BE SURE TO POST PHOTO'S THAT ARENT CURRENT, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU DID 5 YEARS AGO. AND GUYS ... POST UP THOSE COCKS BECAUSE, WELL, THAT'S WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT TO SEE! 
AS FOR THE WOMEN ... MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR PHOTO'S EXPOSING AS MUCH CLEAVAGE AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE CLEAVAGE THEN YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND YOU WILL NEED TO MAKE UP FOR IT SOME OTHER WAY ... A DIRTIER NAME PERHAPS? A SURE WINNER IS A SUGGESTIVE PHOTO ... LET THE TOTAL STRANGERS SEE WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDRESSED IF YOU WERE THEIR GIRL/GUY. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING UP TO THE IMAGINATION AND THE BIG *MUST* IS TO NEVER FEEL ANYTHING IS SACRED AND TO BE SAVED FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. EVERYONE IS SPECIAL AFTER 24 HOURS OF CHATTING ON FUBAR ... THAT'S THE RULES!
BE SURE TO ADD PHOTO'S OF YOUR CHILDREN THAT ONLY *FRIENDS* CAN SEE BECAUSE, GOD KNOWS, FUBAR IS SUCH A FAMILY SITE. YOU WILL WANT EVERY STRANGER THAT THINKS THEY KNOW YOU LEAVING ENDEARING COMMENTS ON PHOTO'S OF YOUR KIDS. WHY NOT? IT'S ALL ABOUT THOSE POINTS! IT'S JUST SUPER HOT TO HAVE HALF NAKKID PICS OF FU-PEOPLE POSTED RIGHT UP THERE WITH PHOTO'S OF THEIR KIDS. CLASSY.

3. FU-MATING: BE SURE TO PICK A MATE TO FALL IN FU- LOVE WITH AFTER A FEW CONVERSATIONS AND BE SURE TO GET TERRITORIAL ABOUT THEM. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT IS SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW WELL, HAVE NEVER MET ... AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL. IT SHOULDN'T BE IMPORTANT THAT THEY USUALLY ARE KEEPING SOMETHING FROM YOU SUCH AS A SIGNIFICANT OTHER OR THAT THEY ARE A TOTAL FUCKWAD, YOUR HEART BELONGS TO THEM *ALWAYS AND FOREVER*. WAVE IT PROUDLY LIKE A FLAG THAT YOU HAVE AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP AND THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO YOU! BE SURE TO THROW YOUR HEART OUT THERE AFTER CHATTING FOR 24HRS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE *ONE*. BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR MARK TO WARD OFF ANY OTHER POTENTIAL FLIRTERS ... BLING WORKS WELL, BE SURE TO PICK THE DEEPEST AND MOST LOVING BLING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AFTER 24 HOURS. BE SURE TO LEAVE COMMENTS THAT GIVE PEOPLE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU BOTH SHARE SOMETHING SUPER SPECIAL ... BECAUSE YOU SERIOUSLY DID SOME BONDING IN ONE EVENING ON YAHOO. THERE IS ALWAYS THE OPTION OF FU-MARRIAGE. A REAL LIFE MARRIAGE LICENSE COSTS LESS BUT HELL, YOU'RE IN LOVE AND WILLING TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR ONLINE LOVER! PRICELESS! YES, IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME BUT WHO ARE YOU KIDDING ... YOU WANT THAT PERSON AND SINCE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO DO WELL AT MATING IN REAL LIFE, YOU CAVE TO THE FUBAR EXPERIENCE. SOON YOU WILL SO CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLD OF FU THAT REAL LIFE IS A THING OF THE PAST! ENJOY!