Ducki Futards are funny's blog: "My So Called Life"

Another cut and paste from a profile. I am in search of a fun,attractive,down to earth white male to have a great time with and to get to know. me im 5'3" short, curvy(but in the right places), med brown hair, brown eyes,brown sugar skin,capitvating smile,and just down right fun to be around. ...and this one's a BLACK chick, so like most forms of stupidity it knows no race, lol! Don't get me wrong I'm all for bi-racial relationships,been in a few myself, but I don't think race should be a key and deciding factor in finding the idea person.

...and that new word is: (drum roll) Futard (noun, but can also be used as an adjective) {foo-tard} [Definition:] Any member of Fubar who openly displays a lack of basic social etiquette, grace or skill, on such a scale, as to be socially impaired or socially retarded. This person showing such traits is usually referred to as being a "futard" or "futarded".

So I'm reading a Fubar's profile, and part of it reads: "I like fast cars with sound systems and playing pool. I enjoying going to ropers every tuesday with my girls and meeting new people, even make a few new friends sometimes. I'm also willing to try just about anything. I also write poetry, i have even some of them published. As for those of you who want something more know one thing right off im only into white guys, anyone else is strickly a friends bases." This was cut and paste from her profile. Okay so aside from showing she'll never really be a threat at a 4th grade spelling bee, she's basically saying, "I don't think people of any other race are worthy of any real interest to me, but we can be friends though." Wow...rednecks with computers, proof that higher tech does not necessarily mean a higher state of mind.

I probably burned a bridge slightly tonight by not bringing my friend's mini-van back on time tonight...which kind of sucks, but I had my reasons. About two years ago a there was a former co-worker who really got along with me famously, and we're still the closest of friends to this day. Thing being is that her kids think I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread, lol! Her oldest son, is a marine, and is getting shipped over to Iraq soon. Anyways he was in town for the weekend. So I hooked up with him and some of his friends. Stitch is still down, so I asked to use my friend's minivan to get there. I told them I'd be back at ten but, things ran a little later than that. Two hours to be exact. Which has made the owners a little hot under the collar. But it's hard to walk away from a 19 year old tells you that, he thinks as one of his coolest friends ever, and says "You would've made a great step-father. Even my little brothers have said it." There was more, he confided in me that he is excited, but even more scared, but he WILL do his duty. Which I tried be cool about... But then he gave me his sword, the one he received for graduation... I don't think he's expecting to came back from this one. I can't show any kind of anger or worry, because that wouldn't be fair to him, and I can't talk his mum about it either. She's trying to be a strong "Marine's Mom". So here I am scared for a 19 year old boy, whom I have this tight bond with. because no one else can be... I posted this just to get some of it off of my chest and vent. I'll deal with my friend tomorrow, whatever happens there happens, right now I have more important things on my mind...

Well so far I have six outta 15 pages of a love story drawn up for "Pink", a shoujo manga. ("girls' comic" in english) I should have the other nine done by the end of next week. One of my best friends and kick ass artist Matt, is playing "editor" to keep me on schedule. So tomorrow will be mostly house work, job hunting, prepping for the classes I'll be teaching on weekends for the next seven to eight months, some episodes of Avatar...and then it's off to the drawing table! Thank the gods for the sacred bean...aka COFFEE, lol! Saturday, if all goes well, I get to hangout with former co-workers, which means Spanish food, and wine...so glad I'm not driving. Emphasis on "if" though, as plans don't work out too well for me. One of the reasons I'm not on the bomb squad. Lol! If that doesn't happen, well more time for the drawing table, and listening to J-Pop while work! Yay! Sunday, drawing table again, and a "Heros" marathon with the crew Sunday night!

Took while for Becca to get them to me, but they're finally up. Hopefully I'll be getting my family reunion pics soon as well! In the meantime, anyone thinking about getting a gift for me birthday, it's a Dec 16, and a digital camera would be uber-sweet! Lol!

Well, it looks like I'm Ocean City bound next week, no real access to the internet, but it's cool just as well. It'll give me time to chill, do some thinkning, and clear my head a bit...and lather, rinse, repeat. Lol! It'll also give time to finish a illustrations I'm working on, and also a chance to take some NEW pics. Sorry ladies I won't be doing topless, lol! I'm not in the shape I wanna be in for that just yet. :) Still though, should be fun, I'm looking forward to it.