finestang98's blog: "My sexuality!"

She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte, North Carolina, newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. Scroll down for photograph. ? ? ? ? ? ?The Kiss... And people say animals are dumb. I appologize but the picture would not transfer. It was of a Doberman kissing the Fireman kissing the face of the Fireman that had saved her and as noted above the lives of her inborn babies, very touching!

I saw this and wanted to forward to all true Texans for a good laugh. Let me know if you get a good laugh out of this. Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas .. If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybodys passing you, you may live in Texas If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Texas If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas: Need to be cheered up? Comfort, Texas 78013 Friendship, Texas 76530 Grandview, Texas 76050 Happy, Texas 79042 Pep, Texas 79353 Paradise, Texas 76073 Rainbow, Texas 76077 Smiley, Texas 78159 Splendora, Texas 77372 Sweet Home, Texas 77987 Love the Sun? Sun City, Texas 78628 Sundown, Texas 79372 Sunny Side, Texas 77423 Sunray, Texas 79086 Sunrise, Texas 76661 Sunset, Texas 76270 Want something to eat? Bacon , Texas 76301 Noodle , Texas 79536 Oatmeal , Texas 78605 Turkey , Texas 79261 Trout , Texas 75789 Sugar Land , Texas 77479 Salty, Texas 76567 Rice , Texas 75155 And top it off with: Sweetwater , Texas 79556 Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all! Detroit , Texas 75436 Colorado City , Texas 79512 Denver City , Texas 79323 Nevada , Texas 75173 Memphis , Texas 79245 Miami , Texas 79059 Boston , Texas 75570 Santa Fe , Texas 77517 Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861 Reno, Texas 75462 Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket! Athens , Texas 75751 Canadian, Texas 79014 China, Texas 77613 Egypt, Texas 77436 Turkey , Texas 79261 London, Texas 76854 New London, Texas 75682 Paris, Texas 75460 Moscow, Texas 77351 No need to travel to Washington D.C. Whitehouse , Texas 75791 We even have a city named after our planet! Earth, Texas 79031 Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084 Speaking of the outer spaces! Rising Star, Texas 76471 And lets not forget the down to earth! Humble, Texas ( or those non-Texans, it's pronounced Umble. There is no such word as Humble in a Texan's vocabulary). And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590 Exhausted? Energy, Texas 76452 Cold? Blanket , Texas 76432 Winters, Texas Like to read about History? Santa Anna , Texas Goliad , Texas Alamo , Texas Gun Barrel City , Texas Need Office Supplies? Staples, Texas 78670 You guessed it... it's on the state line.. Texline , Texas 79087 For the kids... Kermit , Texas 79745 Elmo , Texas 75118 Nemo , Texas 76070 Tarzan , Texas 79783 Winnie , Texas 77665 Sylvester , Texas 79560 Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... : Frognot, Texas 75424 Bigfoot, Texas 78005 Clyde, Texas Duster, Texas Hogeye, Texas 75423 Cactus, Texas 79013 Notrees, Texas 79759 Best, Texas 76932 Veribest, Texas 76886 Kerens, Texas 75144 Kickapoo, Texas 75763 Dime Box, Texas Telephone, Texas 75488 Telegraph, Texas 76883 Whiteface, Texas 79379 Twitty, Texas 79079 The Anti-Al Gore City Kilgore , Texas 75662 P.S. Whoops, left out Muleshoe Cut'n shoot, Hoot And Holler, Ding Dong, and don't forget...... Farewell, Texas And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is...... KNOTT , TEXAS

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead