Things some people tell me and I see it from a different view.
Person: Do you believe in my god?
Me: I've never met your god, I guess you lost him.
Person: Would you pray to my god?
Me: No I'd just beg for my invisible friend to forgave me for making him a bad meal.
Person: Can you be more positive?
Me: Sorry, I'm not a human battery.
Person: Would you believe in the golden opportunity?
Me: If we all had a golden opportunity, we'd be all rich people.
Person: There you go, that's the ticket.
Me: Where is it? I'm not holding it.
Person: You just don't see the light.
Me: Well take this blindfold off of me and take me out of this dark room and maybe I'll see the light.
Person: You're not seeing the picture here.
Me: Well then turn on the lights and point me to the picture. Just make sure it's a great form of art.
Person: Why are you being so sarcastic?
Me: Well I'm trying to make sarcasm into a Olympic event, so I can bring home the gold metal.
Person: Why did I ever come to talk to you?
Me: Because you thought I was up for a good conversation. Turns out you was wrong and I'm happy to prove it to you. If you don't want sarcastic answers, then don't ask stupid questions. Bye now.
