Mumms can be very time consuming if you are new to them. After reading voting on countless mumm's, i've come to the following conclusions, and you my friend, can save time in your mumming life by following in my footsteps.
lol. the guy with the foot fetish said 'footsteps' :P
1. mumm's that ask for YOUR favorite this or that, or what YOU would do, are not mumms. these people suck and do not deserve your points. do not vote. leave a comment that tells them they suck.
2. violence never solved anything. (except the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, WW1, WW2, etc.). If a mummer asks for violence or not, no violence!
3. do not become an accessory to a crime. Voting on a mumm that persuades a person to commit a crime could be interpreted as aiding in that crime. Don''t do it. Vote against all illegal acts.
4. always vote to: let it go, wait and see, see what happens, or the like. If the mummer is ok with waiting for fate to intervene, why should you interfere?
6. tattoo or not. cut hair or not. coke or pepsi. wtf ever. vote left.
7. you've seen the same mumm over and over about today's holiday or the newest fubar change. its the same thing you've read and voted on countless times. skip that mumm.
8. mumms that ask one question in the topic and a different question in the choices.... they suck. vote opposite your real choice just to mess them up.
9. where's number 5?
10. mumms over 50 characters are too long. if someone can't get their point across in 49 characters or less.... vote left.
11. mumms by TewDope. vote left.
12. mumms by Misfit. don't vote. its nsfw, so voting is pointless. She does like pictures of cock tho.
13. regular mumms that are really nsfw.... vote fast... they might be deleted before you get to vote.
14. drink. always vote to drink. remember, all problems can either be solved or created by alchohol.
15. and that Zeppo guy. he likes feet. who am i to judge?
