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Poem to MOM
My daughter came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon her face..
she decided she was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose..
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D.'
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss her out the door.
But the chance to teach her a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
she's messing with a pro.
Next day I took her shopping
A t the local Goodwill Store.
I told her, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D ...
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. '
I said 'No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.'
she asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?'
Send to all people that have teenagers, have already raised teenagers, have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH!!
MOM (Mean Old Mother)
GO MOM
Sometime I sit and wonder why
Why it is I sit and cry
I wonder why I am so sad
When I think of what we could have had
When I think of things the way I dreamed
I guess some things arent as they seemed
What can I do to make you see
All I want is you with me
Sometimes I wish I had just one more night
Just one time to hold you tight
I fear that day will never come
But always know you have my love
Life is so unfair.
Your heart goes here and
your mind goes there.
Why can't things
just go right?
Instead we always
just fuss and fight.
How can you just turn
your feelings off and on
While I sit here crying
because your gone?
My chest is aching,
you broke my heart.
You ripped it out
and tore it apart.
I so wanted to believe
you had changed.
So my life I rearanged.
Now I'm not sure
what to believe.
If you ment what you said
then why did you leave?
So here we go again.
I sit here wondering
what might have been.
Would the two of us
have been happy together?
Would we have made it to forever?
I guess now we
will never know.
Just how far our
love would go.
