Ok so I went out to the strip club for the first time last night. Today I feel a lot like death. My stomach is in revolt and I think my hair actually hurts. Each tap of the keys on here pretty much feels like a drum in my head but I think I'm starting to recover some. I've had enough people ask me how last night went though that I figure since I've gotten to where I can actually lift my head a little I'd share my experience.
First I have to say I did expect a strip club to have better looking women. I guess I found a bad one but then I had been told that all of them here in this town pretty much suck. Most of the women didn't have bodies to write home about thats for sure. The two who did have really awesome bodies were kinda scary looking when you got close enough to look them in the eye. But what the hell I still had a good time. I got my tit grabbed by a cute little black chick and I think I found the worlds softest skin on a blond chick with a nice set of fake tits who decided to come hang out with me and my hubby. The bouncer came over and told me once to behave because apparently some of the men didn't like the fact that I could put money down the strippers g string and they couldn't but she sure didn't mind. I was so wasted by that point that I didn't really care. I did a shot of jager with the blond which is what I think wound up making me have such a horrid hang over. About thirty minutes later shit is a blank and I literally don't remember coming home. None the less despite the fact that I had hoped for hotter women and that I feel like death today I had a great time and I can't wait to go back to the strip club again. Next time I think I'll drink less though! So if I don't reply real fast today I'm not ignoring you I'm just trying not to feel like death.
