So I have decided that I rather enjoy being a drunken slob. That shall be my new goal in life get as hammered as I can on a daily basis. Then just log on to fubar and see how many people I can confuse and or offend.
Of course the only drawback of said plan is the funds to buy the whiskey and Guiness.
Now this is where you my come in my friends. Just send a Dollar or for the Canadians out there a Loonie and finally for the Brits a quid.
To:
Homeless Drunk
PO Box 122
Winnipeg MB, Canada R21 3B7
Thanks in advanced for your cooperation.
On a final note:
If the world is my oyster can't I just drop it on
the rocks to get the goodies inside?
