Why spend the last day of your life washing breakfast dishes, wait til after supper to wash.
Always buy christmas dishtowels on sale, that way it adds some holiday sparkle to any chore.
Nothing wrong with a load of whites washed with a red sock, now you can't tell where you dropped strawberry ice cream at.
Now that the neighbors got a big screen, the universal remote finally comes in handy
Never leave your windows down at a yard sale, people steal.
Just because Goodwill won't accept all the junk doesnt mean it comes back into the house.
