Purrrsephone's blog: "Camp Walrus Knees"

My lounge got SLDC
Your lounge got STDs
My lounge, hot chicks who can hang
Your lounge got more sausage than a gangbang

My lounge got Jasan Stepp from P-Dot
Don't be frontin' like your lounge got half what we got
My lounge got a DJ with a chainsaw
Your lounge got a half-nekkid grandma

My lounge, laugh at Walrus Knees
Your lounge, look at pussy cheese
My lounge, see some big ol' tis
Your lounge smells like taco shits

My lounge got a code that's sick
Your lounge looks like Bigfoot's dick
My lounge got Level 45's
Your lounge is skeevy and it gave me hives

My lounge got some pretty hot chatters
Your lounge, bitches couldn't be fatter
My lounge plays Slayer and Tool
Your lounge plays Hanson, fool

My lounge, full of red-beaver
Your lounge, fuckin' Justin Beiber
My lounge, #1 rank
Your lounge is just like your cunt is: STANK

CHORUS:
It's time that we let Fu know
How much every OTHER fuckin' lounge blows
P.D.P. is the best in the business
P.S. Cam 3 is Zod, not Jesus
It's time that we let Fu know
How much every OTHER fuckin' lounge blows
P.D.P. is the best in the business
P.S. Cam 3 is Zod, not Jesus

My lounge needs no introduction
Your lounge needs liposuction
My lounge, motherfuckin' rad
Your lounge got three members, and one's your dad

My lounge, big like a planet
Your lounge, shit...you might as well can it
My lounge, blowin' up like a grenade
Your lounge, Gay Pride parade

My lounge makes the honeys spread
Your lounge belongs in Special Ed
My lounge, smooth like velvet
Your lounge needs a fuckin' helmet

My lounge is tight, it works out
Your lounge causes vaginal drought
My lounge...an upgrade
Your lounge...Sling Blade

My lounge...ShoulderTeets
Your lounge, workin' the streets
My lounge has Schnook and Captain
Your lounge watches Oprah while it's fappin'

My lounge has ConCon's boobies
Your lounge has middle-aged newbies
My lounge spins all the best tunes
Your lounge asks Liberace to spoon

My lounge wins the Spotlight
Your lounge smells like a diaper on a hot night
My lounge...is the P.D.P.
And your lounge...ain't got shit on me!

CHORUS:
It's time that we let Fu know
How much every OTHER fuckin' lounge blows
P.D.P. is the best in the business
P.S. Cam 3 is Zod, not Jesus
It's time that we let Fu know
How much every OTHER fuckin' lounge blows
P.D.P. is the best in the business
P.S. Cam 3 is Zod, not Jesus