Well, Last weekend went prefectly swell until Sunday (May 6th) when Chase and I decided to let Joe (my room-mate) come out for the night and shit...we were tall drinking...I had about 3 beers, Chase had about 3 beers and Joe had had about 3 beers (which means he was buzzing, because he is a light weight)...and Guess what happened...I got my jaw borke in two places, 3 teeth knocked out and one pulled out and 3 1/2 inche cuts in my tongue because of Joe...we (Joe and I) were goofin around and he put me in a sleeper hold (mind you, he had about 3 beers in him, which means he had a little buzz because he is a light weight)...well, I tapped him arms so he would let me go...and he didn't....not until Chase told him that it was time to let me go...and instead of letting me go towards the bed...he turns away from the bed and I did a face plant, chin first, to the floor...so now I have stitches in my tongue and my jaw is wired shut for the next 6 weeks...YAY ME!...NOT!...so I am in like OMFG PAIN...until yesterday I could not swallow, I could barely breath...and I could not move my head...well, now I can swallow which means I can start my liquid diet, I can move my head, I can spit, I can kinda talk and I can smoke a damn cigerett...YAY ME!...but anyways, Im gonna need all the help I can get right now because I have no health insurance and I have one hell of a medical bills to pay...so now I cant eat anything....Im on a liquid diet for the next 6 weeks...and it sucks major ass...what Io would not give for a nice juicey burger right now...but I cant do things like that now, I have to try to save up all teh money I can to help pay off my medical bills...THIS IS SO GAY!...everyone keep me in your prayers...and you may want to keep Joe is yours too...becasue let me get my hands on him right now...he will not like his life...but oh well, anyways...Im outtie...I need to take a nap...
