Andrew Rose’s Official Girlfriend Application
Full Name:
Preferred nickname, if any:
City of residence:
Age:
Height:
Weight (may round to the lowest ten):
Hair color/eye color:
Contact Information
Email:
Instant Messenger service and screen name:
The inevitable Myspace and/or Facebook account:
Phone (optional):
Your Living Habits
Note: Under Mr. Rose's non-discrimination policy, no answer will automatically disqualify you from eligibility.
1.) Do you smoke? If so, how often?
Do you drink? If so, how often?
Do you use illegal substances? (yes, that includes Mary-Jane)
2.) What is your current occupation?
3.) What is your living situation?
4.) Do you drive? If so, what vehicle?
5.) Highest level of education completed:
6.) Do you have any children? If so, how many and how involved are you in their lives? (read: this is where you brag about your parenting skills and hopefully not the lack thereof)
7.) Do you have a criminal record? If yes, what's on it, and do you have any cool stories to share? Do you possess an axe?
Your Interests and Hobbies
Mr. Rose is very interested in what you have to say here, so by all means, feel free to splurge on the word count here.
1.) List your top three favorite movies with a brief explanation of why for each:
2.) What is a favorite movie quote of yours? (Research on iMDB is allowed here)
3.) Do you enjoy video games or PC games? If so, list three favorites.
4.) Do you like sports? Which ones?
5.) Are you a writer and/or artist? If so, feel free to attach any of your works which are worthy of viewing.
6.) What is your favorite food?
7.) What is your sense of fashion style?
8.) If you could invent or build any one thing, what would it be?
9.) List up to three talents or abilities you have which you think may be useful for performing the job you are applying for.
Your Beliefs
1.) What is your religious and/or spiritual persuasion? Feel free to describe them in one paragraph.
2.) What is your political persuasion? As above, feel free to describe them in one paragraph.
Short Essay
1.) Please describe your idea of the perfect date.
2.) Why are you filling out this application? i.e. why are you interested in a relationship with Lord James?
3.) Are you a princess? Why or why not?
Relationship History
Please fill in the details of your last three relationships, beginning with the most recent.
Boyfriend's name:
Start date:
End date:
Reason for breakup:
Circle one: Dumper dumpee
Boyfriend's name:
Start date:
End date:
Reason for breakup:
Circle one: Dumper dumpee
Boyfriend's name:
Start date:
End date:
Reason for breakup:
Circle one: Dumper dumpee
References
Provide three references and their contact information. Attractive female friends recommended!
Certification
I hereby certify that the information given in this application is true to the best of my knowledge and that I give Mr. Rose the authorization to verify it. I also understand that filling out this application does not guarantee that I will receive the position.
Applicant's Signature:
Date:
Please submit this application to nvseabee666@aol.com. Thank you for applying.
