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MY FAVORITE QUOTES

RELIGEON IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF HELL. SPIRITUALITY IS FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN THERE........VINE DELORIA JR.

 

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPIDITY AND GENIUS IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS......ALBERT EINSTEIN

 

HISTORY IS BUT A FABLE AGREED UPON........NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE

 

KNOWLEDGE SPEAKS BUT WISDOM LISTENS........JIMI HENDRIX

 

AN INTELLECTUAL IS SOMEONE WHO HAS FOUND ONE THING THAT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN SEX........ALDOUS HUXLEY

 

GOING TO WAR WITHOUT FRANCE IS LIKE GOING DEER HUNTING WITHOUT YOUR ACCORDIAN........NORMAN SCHWARTZKOPF

 

WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND........MAX SCOTT IN THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE

 

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M COMING OR GOING, BUT I'M NOT GETTING THERE FROM HERE........S.A. BURNETT

 

GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER BEING, THEN YOU WILL BE READY FOR ANYTHING........STEVE VAI

 

JUMPING IS EASY....IT'S WHEN YOU TRY TO LAND........EVEL KNEVEL

 

YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU NEVER TAKE........WAYNE GRETZKY

 

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY, LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY BETWEEN SHIT AND SYPHILIS........T-SHIRT

 

LIFE IS FULL OF QUESTIONS, IDIOTS ARE FULL OF ANSWERS....DUNNO

 

DISCO IS SO YOU CAN HAVE DISCO ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS. DISCO ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS EXIST SO BORING, DULL, LAID BACK KINDS OF PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND REPRODUCE........FRANK ZAPPA

 

COME IN AND GET A FAITH LIFT
FORBIDDEN FRUIT PRODUCES ALL KINDS OF JAMS
UNDER SAME MANAGEMENT FOR OVER 2000 YEARS
........ DIFFERENT CHURCH SIGNS 

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IN JUST ABOUT EVERY WALK OF LIFE, OCCUPATION AND/OR BELIEF, THERE ARE THE ONES WHO PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH..... AND ONES WHO JUST PREACH

THERE ARE SOME FOLKS THAT KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT SOMETHING. THEY WILL GO ON FOR ETERNITY TELLING YOU JUST HOW LITTLE THEY KNOW.

CHANCES ARE...IF YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT SEX......YOU'RE NOT THE EXPERT

CATS ARE GOOD FOR TWO THINGS.....TARGET PRACTICE AND MAKING YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE YOU HAVE A CAT

THE FOLKS THAT REFER TO OTHERS AS JERKS , PIMPS, WHORES AND ASSHOLES USUALLY ARE THE JERKS, PIMPS, WHORES AND ASSHOLES
........PHILLY VIC

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THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN FASHION AND FUCKIN' UGLY
........CHRISSY HYNDES

 

ALL THE GOOD GIRLS KEEP DIARIES, THE BAD ONES DON'T HAVE THE TIME
........TALULLAH BANKHEAD

 

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEX FOR MONEY AND SEX FOR FREE IS THAT SEX FOR MONEY USUALLY COSTS A LOT LESS
........BRENDAN FRANCIS

 

MEN UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF THE TRUTH, THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SPEW IT ALL OVER THE PLACE
........ADAM BOMB 

 

HERE'S A GUY WHO SPENDS FOUR YEARS IN SCHOOL, SEVERAL MORE YEARS IN GRADUATE SCHOOL AND HE GETS TRIPPED UP ON A QUESTION ABOUT "BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD"
........REGIS PHILBIN

 

NONE OF US HAD TASTED URINE. WE WEE-WEED IN A CUP AND DABBED A FINGER. YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE IN FLAVOR.
........ROBERT CADE/CADE & CO...INVENTORS OF GATORADE(WHEN TOLD IT TASTED LIKE PISS)

 

YOU CAN REALLY GO PLACES WITH A TELESCOPE AND TWO BONG HITS
........PHILLY BUSH DOCTOR

 

CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE
........OVERHEARD AT A RESTSTOP

 

I HAVE FOUND LITTLE THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS. IN MY EXPERIENCE MOST OF THEM, ON THE WHOLE, ARE TRASH.
........SIGMUND FREUD



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