Over 16,528,137 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
1
Who is your best friend?
Brandon and/or Chris
2
Who do you like?
That's some hardhitting news anchory question... uuuh...
I like beer... but not 3.2
3
Who is your mom?
I'm your grandfather.
4
Who owns your house?
My dad. Well, technically I think the answer is "the bank"
5
Who bought you the clothes your wearing?
Olive Drab shirt- me.
Bloody jeans that fit just right- me
*checks* Heart boxers- my mom
Holey socks- who knows?
old chucks with "character"- my mom about a decade ago
6
Who is at your house?
Me.
Dog.
The folks.
7
Who loves you?
Dog.
The folks.
My brother.
His wife.
Your mother.
Kojack
8
Who said hey to you today?
No one.
9
Who are you talking to right now?
No one.
10
Who was your ex-boy/girlfriend?
There are several, but we'll go with most recent
Amanda... if that counts.
Before that Tree.
11
What town do you live in?
Exciting Independence
12
What are your pet peeves?
People.
13
What are you wearing?
See above.
14
What do your teeth look like?
Like teeth.
No!
Like jujubeans
15
What are you doing in an hour?
Your mother.
16
What is your middle name?
I have two.
And it really fucks paperwork up.
17
What is your deepest secret?
That I can keep a secret.
Actually I have none of my own, really. I tend to be a bit of an open book that way.
18
What are you doing tomorrow?
Uuuuuuuuhh... probably not going to lunch because I smell bad and I'm in a foul humor.
19
What is your boy/girlfriends middle name?
Don't have one at present.
Dave?
20
What is in this for you?
Fucking
Purple Unicorns.
Motherfuckers.
21
What is your favorite thing(s) to do?
Masturbate and hurt people. Hopefully at the same time.
22
What are you sitting on?
A very uncomfortable office chair from the sixties
23
Where are you at right now?
In ur base killin ur mans.
24
Where were you at at 12 noon today?
Kitchen table, eating lunch.
25
Where is your toothbrush at?
Spain.
26
Where do you sleep?
Spain.
27
Where do you live?
Spain.
28
Where were you at at 7pm yesterday?
Spain.
29
Where is your boy/girl friend?
Spain.
30
Where are your parents?
Spain.
31
Where did you put your bookbag?
Spain.
32
Where do you keep your socks?
Spain.
33
When was your first kiss?
Church elevator.
34
When are you getting a job?
Spain.
Err... I dunno, its not entirely up to me.
35
When will you grow up?
Spain.
Wait...
Never.
36
When are you going to call your friend?
I was gonna call him tonight since he called me last night and I was in a foul humor.
37
When did you get home last night?
I don't think I've left except to walk my dog... so we'll say 9 ish?
38
When did you graduate?
Which time?
39
When are you going to stop taking surveys?
When I'm through with your mother.
40
When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie?
Two days ago if you count spiced mango lassi
and you shouldn't.
Because one is a milkshake with a retarded trendy name
the other is an Indian milkshake with a weird name
41
When are you getting married?
... ... ...
When I meet the right girl and she helps me forget about all the sick shit I did to your mother.
42
Why are you taking this?
Why is your mother taking this *points at crotch*?
Cuz I think you know...
43
Why are you weird?
I'm not dignifying this with an answer.
44
Why are you wearing what you're wearing right now?
I get 2,000,000,000 points for correcting "your wearing" to "you're wearing".
Because I like this shirt, these jeans fit correctly, and my old shoes are safe to step in dog shit, my new shoes are not.
45
Why dont you have friends?
I do have friends.
Fuckbag.
46
Why cant you get a boy/girl friend?
I drink a lot, I feel no reason to be alive, and I talk to my dog more than any other living being.
Draw your own conclusions, you fuckbag.
47
Why do you live where you're at?
4,000,000,000 points.
Because I was ready to burn my house down in Topeka.
48
How do you fix your hair?
With a comb or my finger tips, ever mindful of the wrath of hair.
49
How are the kids?
... the fuck kinda drugs you on fuckbag?
50
How many hours do you spend on the computer?
80
I'm on 5 computers simultaneously.
51
How many TV shows do you watch?
Does baseball count? Like... 4. I'm not counting reruns and shit I watch ripped on my computer because we'd be here all night counting all that shit.
52
How did you find this survey?
Guilty.
53
How do you make sharpies?
... ... in a factory.
54
How many sharpies do you own?
Presently zero.
55
How often do you say I love you?
Often to my dog, about once a year to any of the 8 people I wouldn't push in front of a bus.
