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* Use Your Turn Signal! Now here's the trick- not JUST when you're turning, but also changing lanes! This is much better than sloooowly floating into the lane next to you, and just cutting me- er, the other drivers- off!
* Can't Multitask? An Idiot? Hang Up The Phone! If you just can't seem to stay in one lane or be safe whatsoever when you're talking on your cell phone while driving- hang up! Please make your calls before or after you turn the ignition, or at the very least keep calls short and factual! Gossiping in your SUV through the entire highway system is just not essential!
* Live In Suburbia? You Don't Need A Hummer! Ya doucebag!
* Driving Through A Residential or School Area? Slow the Fuck Down! Ya fuckin' douchebag!
I hope someone found these tips helpful, and if you enjoyed them please comment and maybe I'll add more to my educational series :) Thank you, and good luck motorists!
