My Daddy Is A Dancer
One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the
Children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:
Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
Quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
Father, he replied,
My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
Takes off his clothes in front of other men and they
Put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
Really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
With him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
Hurriedly set t he other children to work on some math
Problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
'Is that really t rue about your father?'
No, the boy said,
He works for the Democratic National Committee and is Helping to get
Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in Front of the other kids.
