My dog Sammy is a nut, he is 5 months old and weighs 52 lbs. Something is seriously wrong with him. He runs around the house all day like a retard. Today he was sitting on the floor 20 feet from me and then he ran as fast as he could into my knee cap. He looked like some raging bull trying to horn me! he acts like Mr. Big stuff but he is scared of everything. He ran into a card board box left over from Xmas and he almost had a heart attack.
I walked him outside and a some little kids walked up to pet him and he pee'd himself. he doesn't act like that around me though. He tries to eat me alive. I think his mother was part Alligator. Sammy is also a nut cruncher. Every chance he gets it is hit daddy in the nutz! Umm hello, testes 1....2...testes. So my balls call out and beg to get slapped by an over grown dog paw? NO! every night he starts running these circles like some weirdo. For 2 minutes you get to see this crazy dog run his ass off in a cirlce like a nut job. After he is done he throws himself on the ground and just looks at you. I thought he was tired but now I think it is because he is wondering how the F00K he ran so fast and ended up in the same spot. Then he gets mad and jumps on his head and flops on the ground like a dying frog, then he is off to sleep.
I got to be careful with Sammy because if he gets to scared he makes a fish smell. the Vet said it is his anal glad, bullshit it is a fish gland. It is like getting slapped in the face with a 2 week old dead fish. This smell will clear a room. I hate fish, no I really hate fish! I got the only Lion hunting dog that pees and makes fish. Maybe that is the secret to killing Lions, you pee then you make the fish! Why would an Anal gland make fish? I would rather it be shit, shit I can handle. Dog farts I can do with no problem. But the fish kills me.
I dont care though because I love my lil Sammy and his stinky ass! he sleeps in my bed every night and he is absolutely great with my daughter. He was house broken the 1st day and he is as smart as they come. He is a great dog, even better if you like fish =D
