Hey, for all of you that left me messages, I wasn't ignoring you. I've been doing a lot of work and running aroud. I only partied for one week though, and I was drunk, fooor? Don't remember. I've had my share of dumbf@#ck ideas and stupid human tricks. Here are a couple of good ones that happened to me;
WORK RELATED FU
Hear about the shoe buffer? No, unfortunately I'm not joking! Probably the second day on my job as security of a building site, I was still fresh and there were things I still had no clue about. Closer to the end of my shift, I was on the top floor doing my regular patrol, when I smelled this electrical burning. Incidently my nose led me into the Ladies Washroom. Over by the sink counter, I found this odd devise plugged into the wall. The smell was coming from it, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out what this thing was. It had a base plate, ontop of which there were two round fuzzy things on either side of this tall poll of about hand highth, with a red button on the top. Unsure if I should even touch this devise or what ever the hell it was, I was a BIT concerned. Keeping my head though, I phoned Mobile and explained about the smell, but that I didn't know what this thing was. I told him that I didn't know if I should unplg it, or even touch it. Well the Mobile dude, thinking "Oh,S@#T," came over emediately, even though he wasn't on shift for another hour. I let him in the front door and took him to the floor, and into the Ladies Washroom. I showed him the devise in question. He just cracked a smile and said "it's a Shoe Buffer!" He felt the bottom of it with his gloves on, and incidently is was pretty hot. Now as provocitive as this "Shoe Buffer" looked to me, it actually was hot enough to start a fire, so we did unplug it. Hey how was I supposed to know what an electrical shoe buffer looked like? To this day I always did mine the old fashioned way. I must say though I was thinking of what else it might be used for. "HUMMM, something about a tall poll with two round hairy balls on either side."
I'll post the next few later.
