Nights in white satin, never reaching the end,
Letters I've written, never meaning to send.
Beauty I'd always missed with these eyes before.
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore.
'Cos I love you, yes I love you, oh how I love you.
Gazing at people, some hand in hand,
Just what I'm going through they can't understand.
Some try to tell me, thoughts they cannot defend,
Just what you want to be, you will be in the end.
And I love you, yes I love you,
Oh how I love you, oh how I love you.
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end,
Letters I've written, never meaning to send.
Beauty I've always missed, with these eyes before.
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore.
'Cos I love you, yes I love you,
Oh how I love you, oh how I love you.
'Cos I love you, yes I love you,
Oh how I love you, oh how I love you.
Breath deep
The gathering gloom
Watch lights fade
From every room
Bedsitter people
Look back and lament
Another day's useless
Energy spent
Impassioned lovers
Wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love
And has none
New mother picks up
And suckles her son
Senior citizens
Wish they were young
Cold hearted orb
That rules the night
Removes the colours
From our sight
Red is gray and
Yellow white
But we decide
Which is right
And
Which is an Illusion
12 Days of Christmas GUN Lovers style!!!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
An antique single shot pistol!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A double-barreled shotgun!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
An M3 Submachine Gun an double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
An M4 Carbine
an M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Five gold rings!!
n M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A Colt Frontier Six Shooter
Five golden rings, an M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Seven swans… for hunting
A Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, an M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A .38 Special
Seven swans for hunting, a Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, an M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A 9 millimeter
A .38 Special, seven swans for hunting, a Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, an M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A 10-gun safe for keeping
A 9 millimeter, .38 Special, seven swans for hunting, Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A 1911
A 10-gun safe for keeping, 9 millimeter, .38 Special, seven swans for hunting, Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
A 12-gauge shotgun
A 1911, 10-gun safe for keeping, 9 millimeter, .38 Special, seven swans for hunting, Colt Frontier Six Shooter, five golden rings, M4 Carbine, M3 Submachine gun, double-barreled shotgun, and an antique single shot pistol!
And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
1. Mötley Crüe 2. KISS 3. Guns N' Roses 4. Def Leppard 5. Scorpions 6. Whitesnake 7. Dokken 8. Aerosmith (80's era) 9. Tesla 10. Bon Jovi 11. Skid Row 12. Alice Cooper 13. Cinderella 14. Poison 15. W.A.S.P. 16. RATT 17. Stryper 18. Quiet Riot 19. Hanoi Rocks 20. Twisted Sister 21. Extreme 22. Great White 23. Warrant 24. Y & T 25. Kix 26. White Lion 27. L.A. Guns 28. Mr. Big 29. Damn Yankees 30. Faster Pussycat 31. Firehouse 32. Slaughter 33. David Lee Roth 34. Vinnie Vincent Invasion 35. Winger 36. Love/Hate 37. Night Ranger 38. Enuff Z Nuff 39. Nitro 40. Helix 41. Europe 42. Lita Ford 43. Thunder 44. Steelheart 45. Lynch Mob 46. Badlands 47. Vixen 48. Autograph 49. Keel 50. Dangerous Toys |
51. Bang Tango 52. Whitecross 53. Jackyl 54. Micheal Monroe 55. Vain 56. Kick Axe 57. Giant 58. Bullet Boys 59. Steeler 60. EZO 61. Trixter 62. Danger Danger 63. Tyketto 64. Lizzy Borden 65. Britny Fox 66. Jetboy 67. Zodiac Mindwarp 68. Pretty Boy Floyd 69. Junkyard 70. Hurricane 71. Tuff 72. Roxy Blue 73. Black 'n' Blue 74. Aldo Nova 75. Angel 76. House of Lords 77. Wildside 78. Candy Harlots 79. Wrathchild 80. The Darkness 81. Babylon A.D. 82. Tora Tora 83. T.N.T. 84. Sleeze Beez 85. Blue Murder 86. King Kobra 87. Vince Neil 88. The Scream 89. Shotgun Messiah 90. Contraband 91. Killer Dwarfs 92. Mr. Nasty 93. Wild Boyz 94. Kik Tracee 95. Southgang 96. Rockhead 97. Beau Nasty 98. Ace Frehley 99. Saigon Kick 100. Nelson |
"Low Man's Lyric"
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill
He barely beat the rain in from the field
And between the backdoor slammin' she heard him say
"Damn this rain and damn this wasted day"
But she'd been waitin' for this day for oh so long
She was standin' in the kitchen with nothin' but her apron on
And in disbelief he stood and he stared a while
When their eyes met, they both began to smile
Somewhere other than the night
She needs to hear I love you
Somewhere other than the night
She needs to know you care
She wants to know she's needed
She needs to be held tight
Somewhere other than the night
They spent the day wrapped up in a blanket
On the front porch swing
He'd come to realize he'd neglected certain things
And there are times she feels alone even by his side
It was the first time she ever saw him cry
Somewhere other than the night
She needs to hear I love you
Somewhere other than the night
She needs to know you care
She wants to know she's needed
She needs to be held tight
Somewhere other than the night
To know she's needed
She needs to be held tight
Somewhere other than the night
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’
‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’
‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my word!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’
‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’
‘Tripod?’
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’
Mrs. Smith fainted