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10 Commandments of a Teenager!!! 1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2)thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer) 3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money) 6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them) 7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more) 9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it) 10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

~*WAYS TO KEEP UR LADY*~ "19 ways to keep a girl" 1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward] 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her] 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. [It makes her feel like you really love her.] 4. Cuddle with her. [She'll feel like your there for her] 5. Hug her from behind [It makes her feel special] 6. Write little notes. [She smiles. They're cute; The end] 7. Compliment her Honestly. [No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her] 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. [It makes her feel wanted] 9. Be super sweet to her. [All girls like a super sweet guy] 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. [She'll go to bed with a smile] 11. Comfort her when she cries. [She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her] 12.Wipe away her tears [It'll show you'll always be there] 13. Love her with all your heart. [Not with your brain... or your dick] 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). [It's true boys!] 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). [Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman] 16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her [& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her] 17. Take her for a long walk at night! [She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.] 18. When it's cold outside hold her close [You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms] 19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep [This just feels good HAHA!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}

CANCER June 22 - July 23 Ruling Planet: THE MOON Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner! FAVE POSITION Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed! BEST SEX TOY A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab! CANCER MALE IN BED He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!! CANCER FEMALE IN BED She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman? THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!

R.I.P Juan Loiuse Guido article of his death Driver killed in rollover accident ZILLAH - A 21-year-old Yakima man was killed early Saturday after rolling his car on Interstate 82 about three miles west of Zillah, authorities said. Juan Luis Guido-Ponce, who was thrown from the Chevrolet Cavalier, died at Yakima Valley Memorial Hospital, acccording to a news release from the Washington State Patrol. About 1:20 a.m., Guido-Ponce was eastbound on the interstate when his car drifted into the median and crossed the westbound lanes, troopers said. He overcorrected from the westbound shoulder, rolling the car into the median. His passenger, 25-year-old Rebecca Vargas of Sunnyside, was treated at Memorial Hospital and released, a nursing supervisor said. She was wearing a seat belt. Troopers said they did not know whether Guido-Ponce was intoxicated or wearing his seat belt