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how long can a man be pushed before he looses complete control? how long can u be pushed til sanity has been streached till it has broke,and insanity shows its evil head? how much can 1 person take before they begin to forget who they truely r?with the complicity of the human brain no one can tell a persons true breaking point,but when it happens everyone wants to point fingers at the people who snap instead of accepting the monster that socity has created,u dont agree with this concept,fuck you

Sexy test.... I got a 36

HOW SEXY ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND PENCIL... BE HONEST NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST. WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR. 1. WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE? A Brown b Red c Blonde d Black e Other 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a Go to a party B Go out to eat 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a Baby-Pink b Yellow c Baby-Blue D Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a Talking b Dancing C Taking Long Walks 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? A Hollister b Old Navy c Abercrombie 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a Hawaii b London C Florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: A The Beach b Somewhere Cooler 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a January b February c March d April E May f June g July h August i September j October k November l December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a Chill at home B Go out with friends 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: A Guitar b Bass guitar c Drums d The Triangle 11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **ANSWERS** ^_^ 1. a. brown= sexy [5points] b. red = smart [2 points] c. bl.. playful [4 points] d. black= caring [3 points] e. other = wild [5 points] 2. a. go to a party = playful [2 points] b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points] 3. a. baby-pink = cute [2] b. yellow = loud [3] c. baby-blue = cool [5] d. turquoise = sexy [5] 4. a. Talking = active [2] b. Dancing = determined [2] c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5] 5. a. Hollister = tasteful [7] b.Old Navy= laid back [2] c. Abercrombie= stylish [5] 6. a. hawaii = you like being around people [2] b. London You are quiet, and like the cold [2] c. florida = You like to party! [5] 7. a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5] b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2] 8. a. January = popular [5] b. February = lovely [2] c. March = rebellious [5] d. April = the person everyone loves!!! [5] e. May = happy [5] f. june = chills a lot [5] g. July = Adorable [2] h. August = ballin' [5] i. September = quiet [2] j. October = out-going [3] k. November = pimpin' it [5] l. December = warm [5] 9. a. home = quiet, romantic [3] b. go out with friends =crazy [5] 10. a. guitar = cool [3] b. bass-guitar = mellow [2] c. Drums = crazy [5] d. Triangle = simple [2] 11. This person will fall in LOVE with you! **SCORES** UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN 18-20 = OKAY 21-35 = Rather SEXY! 36+ = REAAAAAAAALLLLLLY HOTT... SEXY !! NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11 REPOST AS: "sexy test , I got a..."

Drunken memories!!

1. When drunk, I tend to... -Be flirty 2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaningful things? -Nope 3. Do you Cry? -Not really but I came close to it this past sat 4. Do you get Angry? -Not usually. 5. Do you puke? -Every once in a while 6. After 7 beers what are you doing? -Reaching for the 8th one 7. Your favorite drink is? -Southern Comfort... 100proof 8. Tequila does what to you? -It gets me drunk quick... I get emotional also but not sad or anything, just the feeling 9. Do you drunk dial? -I used to 10. Who do you drink with? -Friends and roommates 11. Vodka makes you? -Drunk!! 12. Do you smoke when you drink? -Depends on who I'm with 13. Do you Pass Out? -Haven't yet 14. Do you drink girly drinks? -Sometimes 15. Do you drink alone? -No 16. Worst Drink you have ever had? -Some little green fucker reject. It was disgusting 17 and 18? 19. Favorite Beer? -Budwiser select? lol 20. What is your favorite shot? -Shot of Southern Comfort 21. What will you NOT drink? -Puck maybe lol eeewwwww 22. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? -Somewhat 23. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? -Not really 24. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? -Have I before 25. Do you like frozen drinks? -Yea, they're like slushies.... 26. Do you drink liquor straight? -Yes for the most part.... actually almost every single time 27. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? -Duh!! 28. Are you drunk right now? -Not right now!! 29. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? -Nope 30. Do you drink a lot of wine? -Wine is disgusting 31. Whens the last time you drank? -Saturday 32. Have you ever thrown up from drinking? -Yes, plenty of times 33. ? 34. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey. -Not sure 35. Ever been streaking while drinking? -Once and I will never do it again 36??? 37. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone? -Nope 39. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" -No but I have said, ''dude, take me back to my car where ever it is'' 40. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkenness? -Fuck yeah.... Well I didn't carry him but almost had to down the basement stairs and wowsers he is a heavy man for a sml guy. Patrick I'm talking about you!! lol 41. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friends puke? -Ummm no 42. Puked in a friends car? -Nope, on the side...lol...;)
Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be OVERLY SENSITIVE!! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who YOU ARE NOW --- NOT WHO YOU WERE in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question. Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box. Ready? Begin. =0) 1. When do you feel your best? a) in the morning . b) during the afternoon and early evening c) late at night. 2. You usually walk... a) fairly fast, with long steps . b) fairly fast, with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face. d) less fast, head down e) very slowly 3. When talking to people you.. . a) stand with your arms folded. b) have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips. d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair 4. When relaxing, you sit with... a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side b) your legs crossed. c) you r legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you 5. When something really amuses you, you react with... a) big appreciated laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one. c) a quiet chuckle. d) a sheepish smile 6 When you go to a party or social gathering you... a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know. c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted... a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between these two extremes 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple. f) white. g) brown or gray 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are... a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled. d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers 10. You often dream that you are... a) falling b) fighting or struggling. c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant POINTS: 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. You are very loyal to your friends and lovers. People find it easy to come to you with their problems, you are someone they can always rely on. 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken. 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you' re boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't. Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your e-mail, like this: Dr. Phil's Test, I'm a..
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED? - 1. Babe or baby: IDK, what do you like calling me? 2. Sweetie or cupcake? Sweetie? 3. Darling or Sunshine: Both =-) 4. Hot or Beautiful: Beautiful PRESENTLY - 1. Is your hair wet? Nope 2. Is your cell phone right by you? Two inches away 3. Do you miss someone? Yes. A lot... -sigh- =-( 4. Are you wearing chap stick? Nope 5. Are you excited for tomorrow? No. This has been a dismal day and I think tomorrow will be the same 6. Are you watching tv? I don't watch TV unless its after practice which will only be an hour or so or when I'm at Tim's and we watch TV all day! lol (neither of those happen often enough) 7. Are you wearing pajamas? I don't wear PJ's HAVE YOU - 1. Recently done anything you regret? No. I regret not doing a few things this weekend though -sigh- 2. Ever lied? Yes 3. Ever stuck gum under anything? Haha.. did you just see me do that??!!! Lol 4. Ever kicked someone? Of course 5. Ever tripped over your own feet? Sadly!!! TODAY - 1. Have you cursed today? Don't recall so prob not. 2. Have you yelled at someone? No 3. Have you gotten mad at someone? No. Just sad and lonely 4. Have you kissed someone? I wish Q&A: 1: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? DUHHH. All the time -sigh- 2: Who? A guy 3: Do you have any siblings? (oldest to youngest) ME!!! Teresa and Daniel 4: What are their ages? 19, 17, and 13? I think lol 5: Do you want children? Eventually I think I might 6: Whats the last embarrassing thing you did? HAhah.. a lot happened this weekend so I can think of a few.... I was so tired after the parties on sat that when Tim and I finally went to bed I passed out right away and he woke me up 15mins later cause I had kicked him in the jewels area in my sleep! I felt so bad, but he didn't care so its all good! lol 7:do you smile often? Yes. Not today though and I don't think I will much this week 8: Do you wish on stars? When I see one which is rare 9: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? None of my shoes have laces 10: When did you last cry? Last week. 11: Do you like your handwriting? Its better than most 12: Are you a friendly person? Dude, I'm the most awesome person you will ever meet. I guarantee it! 13: Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Tim Micha Doken's! lol teehee.. good think he doesn't have a myspace or he would hate me for using his name in its entirety!! 14: What color shirt are you wearing? Not wearing any shirts but I am wearing a Bob Marley hoodie!! 15: Do you have any pets? Cats and Fish, lots of fish's 16. What were you doing at 6pm last night? Watching Hogan knows best with TIm 17: I can't wait until: This coming weekend when I'm in the cities!! 18: Is Tom on your friends list? I'm not sure anymore. I think so.... lol 19: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? Loudly 20: Do you think that special someone will repost this? Special someone? I don't have that .... -sigh- =-] 21: What are you thinking about? Tim. Sad but true. Its all good though, I'll get over it! lol
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) - Doggie Toyota 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Vanilla penutbutter 3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) Ysot 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) BlackLizzard 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)- (I don't have a middle name)Los Angeles 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) - SotYe 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning) ''The'' Green Drill 8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Felipe Something lol 9. STRIPPER NAME : ( favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne) Don't have either 10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle name) (Doesn't have one) Rene

Men

Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • If she stays with you cuddle with her dont try to have sex with her. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" Real men will repost this!
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