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Message: Message: Message: Lets play the If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date me? 27. Would you do it today? 28. Would you do it tomorrow? 29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex? 30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? 31. Would you make love to me or fuck me? Repost as "If we had sex"

***I wrote this a really really really long time ago...but I thought it was funny, so I reposted it. :P WANTED -single female, between the ages of 19-23 -goes to college, or has already graduated because of their genius intellect -loyal to friends -"I don't walk into Bath and Body Works every time I go to the mall" -loves staying up all night -can touch her nose with her tongue.. haha.. ;) -loves to talk about absolutely nothing and everything, all at once -can recite her favorite song from memory -"Ranch dressing on pizza is nasty" -sets high standards for herself and others -compassionate -Can't say: "I need more than two hands to count the guys I have slept with." -straightforward -confident -good amount of self esteem -knows how to admit mistakes -can admit they are not perfect -intelligent -can tell me the difference between a minor and major chord -is decisive to some extent -Cheating is bad. -is nice, but not too nice -doesn't have a 5 year plan -Priests having sex with small boys is bad. -"I like basketball, football, and baseball" -sets high goals -loves 80's music and isn't afraid to admit it. -has good taste in clothing (i.e. not these ugly scarfs these chicks wear around campus.. ugh) -isn't just "along for the ride" in a relationship, and contributes something valuable. -kids are cool -does not have a history of dating people for 2.5 years and then going onto someone else in about 2 weeks or less -a risk taker -"I know how to be a bitch" -intimidating -can debate without taking things personally -band nerds are cool -has been single for at least 3 months in the past 2 years. -doesn't play evil mind games -likes to go out and have fun (i.e. not sit at home all the time) -likes to sit at home all the time -appreciates the creative arts -someone who likes to make weird faces at opportune times -can recite every single line in officespace from memory -someone who likes going to coffee shops and actually drinking coffee -can make me truly laugh -Taco Bell is good food. -believes in second chances -can take a joke or two , even if they're horribly racist/sexist/not "pc" -"George W. Bush is awesome" -can kick my arse -Taco Bell is a good place to eat together. -can be offended to aforementioned jokes and give me a hard time -could work at Hooters.. oops, how did this get in here?! -is demanding -has something peculiar about her laugh (snorting, etc) -"I will kick your ass if our first date is at Taco Bell." -wishes she could play in the ball thing at chuck e cheese -doesn't hate on me for being on the computer all the time -hates on me for being on the computer all the time -is smarter than me in at least one subject -likes to randomly go to lake erie or something -makes me not be lazy all the time -knows something I don't -makes me be lazy when i need it -can make Baldwin love her (good luck) -can keep up with me in a deep conversation -can deal with me -not flighty, but spontaneous -can make my friends like her (good luck) -likes classical and heavy metal -can go to the symphony or something "cultured".. and not be bored -is hot -passionate about what they believe in -not a pushover -understanding, caring, "insert cliche crap here" -can pronounce my entire name, and spell it -is interesting enough so there is no "uncomfortable silence" -does NOT engage in the following activities: excessive body piercings/mutiliations/"art", cow tipping, substance abuse, and sleeping with a different guy every week. -pursuing a degree in computer science/info sys. is preferred but not required. -reads this list and says "i don't think I am the perfect girl for you"

A bottle of white, a bottle of red Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead We'll get a table near the street In our old familiar place You and I - face to face A bottle of red, a bottle of white It all depends upon your appetite I'll meet you any time you want In our Italian Restaurant.