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LordZoltan's blog: "My alter ego"

created on 09/25/2007  |  http://fubar.com/my-alter-ego/b133820

My alter ego

Who is my alter ego? As a Galactic Overlord sent back to earth to study it, I have to have an alter ego. A cover, if you will. I've chosen the role of an over the road truck driver. This allows me to travel all over America and interact with my fellow humans. It pays a pretty decent wage which keeps clothes on my back, food in my belly, and a roof over my head. When I'm not driving I try and spend as much time as I can with family. Primarily in Birmingham, AL. The opportunity to visit family is one that I haven't had with previous career choices. I tried a couple of other covers prior to settling on this one. My first was that of a soldier. I figured since I was trained in the art of war, I should work with the military of the greatest nation on planet earth. For 12 years I moved quietly through the ranks of the U.S. Army. I even served in the first Persian Gulf War. Then I was cross trained to work on attack helicopters. In my 12th year of service one of my genetic enhancements failed and I was diagnosed with a pseudo coarctation of the aorta. It was fixed, but I could no longer serve in the military. So for my new cover I chose to work as a defense contractor so that I could remain close to the military. I did this for 4 years, but because of the war in Iraq, I was let go due to a lack of work. I was then faced with a choice. Due I pursue work in the middle east or get down to the business of observing my fellow humans. I chose quiet observation. And that has led me to where I am now. Driving a big truck for a living. A couple of other notible mentions. I tried marriage for 7 years. Talk about not knowing what I was getting myself into. It didn't work out. But I am stronger for the experience. Oh yeah. Believe me when I tell you that Lord Zoltan knows what he is looking for in a woman. And when I conquer the world, I will need a bride to rule at my side. Or not. I also freed myself from the american financial system. I have no debt and the money I make is mine. Now that's a good thing. The most important thing I can tell you about myself is that my life is now about my fellow humans. Family, friends, even people I don't know. Being generous to others is a rewarding experience. You should try it sometime and see how it feels.
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