The last twelve hours have been incredible. From great conversation to sleep to work. The building across the street from where I work is on fire and I’ve been staring out my window with a large group of colleagues watching the fire men and civilians run around. I am watching the flames while eating my delicious breakfast-watermelon, mango, pineapple mmm yummy, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries…mmm tasty. This is a fun Friday---leaving tomorrow for Mexico….partying tonight….fun fun fun!~
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