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bungrot's blog: "Random Nonsense"

created on 10/13/2006  |  http://fubar.com/random-nonsense/b13491

Mullet Haiku

Courtesy of Greg the code God: Short like your schooling. Long like your prison sentence. The penal haircut. You smoke me up and jerk me off. You are the best, and I love you, sis. Short for dad. Long for the daughter mom always wanted. Everyone's happy. Shampoo stings my eyes, I will never feel that twice: slick hair smells like gas. O! SQUIRREL brother, Your tail, my hair. We are one. Yet I must eat you. I liked that foreign legion movie so much, I grew me one them hats. Brown edged tank top sticks to my white clumpy armpits Somehow I get laid. Flowing down the back helps to keep mind closed, hate released by short top My hair is slammin like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. This super cool hair and a bucket of chicken: What more could I want? my slick snakeskin boots my silk shirt with rooster prints always colored jeans Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't win no spelling bees. Who cares? They rock the trailer. Razor set to one. Do front and sides and then stop Reaffirm my style. Metallica is for first graders. Nothing rocks harder than Winger. Dogs urinate where they so choose. And so do I. Red and blue lights flash. Teen runaway, I hate my dad. Yet I am one. Fly, thunderbird, fly. Ponytails are for wimps. But if you let that hair loose, you are my brother. New white tank top tucks neatly into tight black jeans: redneck romeo. Bald on the top and long on the back. Behold my glorious skullet. My mullet and me like to climb up a tree. We're the best friends that could be. Dad likes my mullet. The nurse calls it a critter carpet. My head breeds. With long hair in place how else can I rebel? Hand me the bong uncle. Under the Christmas tree: tight black jeans and a comb. I've been extra good!
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