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Mortgage
created @ 01/10/2007 08:46 am
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What's up with the mumms today? boring as all get out. And then when a good one comes along, it gets pushed out by a bunch of old jokes.

Oh, yeah, my mumm: We got our annual statement on our mortgage today. We now owe approximately 100 on our house!!!!! It'll be paid off in another month. How should we celebrate, with one bottle of Sekt, or two? (for those unfamiliar with the term, Sekt is a sparkling wine produced in Germany)
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