A kid comes home from school and says to his mom,
"Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He
tells her that the boys at school are using two
words he doesn't understand. She asks him what
they are. He tells her "well, pussy and bitch." She
says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our
little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our
Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop
in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys
at school are using words I don't know and I asked
mom and I don't think she told me the exact
meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to
mom with these matters, she can't handle them.
What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the
shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of
the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this
circle is pussy." "OK, dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son,"
he says, "everything outside that circle."
