WHY MEN AREN�T SECRETARIES
Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't know you liked beer
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Grandpa was driving with his nine year old granddaughter and beeped the horn. She turned and looked at him for an explanation..He said, "Sorry, I did that by accident". The little girl said, "I know you did Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know it was an accident?".. She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards!"
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
