Rachel's blog: "Rants and ramblings"

Upon wandering through my place of employment the other day, I stumbled across some more useless items we sell. I don't know who comes up with this shit, let alone actually buys it... The Olivia Newton-John Self Breast Examination Kit. While I'm all for breast cancer awareness, who actually had the nerve to come up with this, and have ONJ endorse it???? It comes with a magnifiying glass that fits your finger, an examination pad, a velvet pouch for the magnifier, and a postcard. I was born with my own self breast examination kit...it's called HANDS. A portable alchol detector...great for parties! See who can blow the highest at your next kegger!! A perfect stocking stuffer for your favorite alcoholic!! If you blow in the Alcohol Detector, you won't end up blowing Bubba in the big house!!