have you ever seen a live bat?
~Hmmm, well you can’t really live a life like mine and not have run into a couple
Is there anyone you hate?
~Nah not sure I’ve ever loved someone enough to hate them now
Are you single?
~Terminally so
Do you like the color orange?
~Not ever sure why it is even a color
Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
~Too often
Would you rather not drink alcohol or not sleep?
~You can’t make me choose
Do tattoos and piercings excite you on the opposite sex?
~Oh god yes
Whats your favorite season?
~One that does not contain snow
Do you care if people talk smack about you?
~Fuck no, their problem not mine
At what age do you want to get married?
~Death
Are you in a good mood?
~I’m not even in a mood
Do you believe in luck?
~Of the bad variety
Everything happens for a reason, righit?
~Sure
Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
~Sky dive I bounce enough without the help of a bungee
Do you like snakes?
~Don’t care about them one way or another
Where is one place that you'd like to visit?
~Reality
Do you like waffles?
~Yep
Anything your looking forward to?
~Death
Do you have more or less than five best friends?
~I have many amazing friends
What would you do if the friend you talk to most stopped talking to you?
~Cry
Be honest, do you like people in general?
~No
Where was your last ride home from?
~J.R. & Christie’s
Big or small dogs?
~Both
Do you like Big Macs?
~Uh, no
Did someone bother you today?
~Everyone
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
~Every damn day
Does someone love you?
~Nope
Do you know anyone named Dave?
~Yep and he makes a killer drink
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
~Yes
Have you ever tried Gatorade?
~When did it become an illegal drink?
What color are the walls of your bedroom?
~Some fucked up white-ish cream-ish, eggshell-ish
Do you think that Starbucks is expensive?
~Don’t drink it so I don’t care
Are you named after a family member?
~No I am a one of a kind
Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
~They may find Gatorade I better be careful
Are you taller than 5'6"?
~I am 5’6”
Ever see a dead body?
~Uhm, they were like that when I found them
Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with a S?
~S? No
Do you like the color blue?
~Eh
How are you?
~A fucking mess
Who slapped your butt last?
~The girlfriend
Last restaurant you went to?
~Hmmm, does Subway count?
What is the weather like today?
~Fucking snow and freezing rain
What's the "first" thing you would do with five million dollars?
~Pay the taxes and lose half of it
How many hours did you sleep last night?
~None
Who's the last person that you felt was stalking you?
~Not getting into stalkers
Have you ever been on your school's track team?
~Have you seen me? Do I look as if I run track?
What clothes are you wearing?
~Old ripped jeans and a grey sweatshirt
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
~Sure as hell would
Have you cried today?
~How I started the day
Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
~Nah
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
~Only if it is someone I really wanna talk to
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
~How many years ago was that?
What is the wallpaper on your computer?
~Tig Dog sticking out his tongue
Who last made you smile?
~Geoff had me laughing
