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Subject: The Italian Bride Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was a Virgin. Also, neither she, nor her family knew that her new husband was missing some toes on one of his feet. On the wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured the daughter; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta." When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy Legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his Pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot, she saw that he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta!”
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