#1,Are you concidering a janitor's job at an all-girl colledge ?
#2,Are your forearms starting to look like popeyes?
#3,Are your Favorite Dial-a-porn,numbers on an auto-dialer?
#4,Do you feel like a Monk with an extensive magazine collection?
#5,Is the Bowling Alley the only place you've scored in months?
#6,Are you concidering visiting a Club Med Resort?
#7,Are you concidering joining a local Nudist Club?
#8,Are you concidering placing a sex add for a Swingers Slave ?