1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Fran Drescher...I love her voice.
2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
CECO Door Products!!!!
3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Have you ever seen Weekend At Bernie's?
4. What should we do with stupid people?
Don't let them breed
5. How long do you think you will live?
35?
6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
went peepee
7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
dirty brown....wait..do I have a floor?
8. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
zero time, my friends....zero times
9. Last person you went out to dinner with?
no one...wanna?
10. Are you spoiled?
I'm sour
11. Do you drink lots of water?
mixed with coffee beans or Pepsi ingredients
12. What toothpaste do you use?
what's toothpaste?
13. How do you vent your anger?
drowning puppies
14. The last compliment you received?
"wat ben jij een lekker wijf"
15. Do you look more like your mother or father?
the sperm donor
16. When was the last time you threw up?
years ago....I just swallow my puke....less messy
17. Is your best friend a virgin?
not anymore...hehehe...thanks to me...hehehe
18. What theme does your room have?
Star Wars
20. Are you a momma's child or a daddy's child?
Momma's Boy
21. Would you ever join the military?
YES!!!! If needed....I would DIE for my freedoms
22. The last website you visited?
midget porn
23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Art Garfunkel...not really
24. What was the last concert you've been to?
King's X???.....I think...
25. Last person you went to the movies with?
The boys! Monster House
26. The last person you stared at?
Irene Ryan...granny from tv's the Beverly Hillbillies
27. Is anything alive in your room?
the mice
28. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
back....
29. What is your current goal to achieve?
curing male pattern baldness
30. How is your hair?
Albert Einstien looking
31. What's your weakness?
Kryptonite....covered in mushrooms
32. What is your current worry?
heart attack....mine
33.When you go on a date, who pays?
neither....dine and dash, then sneak into the movies
34. What do you like to do when your sad?
drown puppies.....or kittens....either way
35. Do you miss someone right now?
I miss the Sweet Pickles books