"...and here comes the winner of the National Association of Gynecologists Trophy! This float is sponsored by Tampax, and is 30 feet long and covered with more than 50,000 white roses, with several dozen red American Beauties on the front few feet of the head of the float. And look who's holding the string, made from strands of grape vines attached to the tail of the float!"
"That's right Bob, it's last year's Tournament of Roses Queen...and...she's not waving. Doesn't look very happy actually."
"Aw, well let's hope she feels better soon."
"Hey! Don't patronize her Bob! I swear, if you men had to go through...."
