From my dear friend PainSeeker
MORBID SURVEY
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Why? What do you know?? I was never near those fucking garbage bags!!
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Define "practice..."
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
I am guessing heroine. Since it was my brothers drug of choice.
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE…}
{4} shot or stabbed? Stabbed
{5} asphyxiated or exsanguinated? exsanguinated
{6} drowned or buried alive? drowned, I was almost buried alive once as a kid and it sucked.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death? blunt force
{8} poisoned or overdosed? Poisoned
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Virus... I gues...
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best? bled. exsanguinated
{11}…which is the worst way to die in your opinion? being buried alive
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident? Intentionally
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)? Hitman
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash? car crash
{15} killed in your home or away from home? at home
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV? sleep
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger? someone who knew me
{RANDOM…}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
cremate me and then in the oceon
{19} you’re forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
At sea. Like my dad.
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
"Last Beat of My Heart" By Siouxsie and the Banshees
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
A fair amount of leather, with my hair down.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy? Wow. Anybody who would like to. It would be an open mike. But my preacher brother is only alowed to speak if he does not mention Jesus.
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you’d like to share? There should be garlic thrown in the water at the end
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated? Jeez of those two options I guess I will go for hated.
{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
die loved
(repost of original by 'Zombies Will Eat Your F*cking Face' on '2007-06-17 20:52:49')
