Ok, for those of you who don't know, I just got back from a long weekend with my monkeys, Banana Rama in KC. The following statements were all made by monkeys, and not one of them were meant in the sexual way they sound.
Don't point that at me, it might go off!
Ever see a mussel farm?
Every day in the mirror baby *flexing*
If mine were any shorter I couldn't get it around my head.
Our turn to get the whip in the morning.
I don't have anything hard.
Can I plead the 5th on that?
No, but you can drink the 5th to it.
Well if it was up my @** I'd know where it was.
The virgin saves the day.
You dirty dog!
You better quit calling me that, you have to sleep with me tonight.
Poker in the front, Poker in the rear.
You gotta stick the tail between the bags.
It always gets stuck on the bottom.
To all you virgins our there......Thanks for nothing!
I don't have anything to offer to drink *hiccup* ...but I can attest to how good it was.
Leaves nothing to the imagination.....BLECH!
Whoa is that what that smell was?......that could apply to so many things.
If something is THIS big, I better get off this lap.
I almost don't smoke.
Why don't ya let us know what they're doing down there, since you're peeking.
Why aren't you down there helping fix the technical difficulties?
Cuz he's not technical, just difficult.
I'm gonna blow my nose and then I can't throw it away.
Why would you want to throw your nose away?
She got not car.
I just got a ride.
My boxes and your boxes are totally different boxes.
I have plenty to lay (layer).
This is go s***? I thought it was go fish?
Sorry, my monkey had to pee.
He didn't even figure it out yesterday. He didn't know which knob to play with.
You want to carry it on and I want you to bloody claim it!!!
They just got lucky with Yahoo.
They're still flashing us, we can't sit down yet.
If you don't have a white flag just take your underwear off and wave it around.
Yeah, she got really wet this weekend.
I don't mind cracks, mate.
Neither does General.
I was choking my monkey
I don't have anyone at home to play with (female)
That's not my fault (male)
Stick a banana in it, it'll be alright
Thank you I like them longer
Here's a 6-pack of crabs
I'll keep you up all night
What time you get off today? (female)
I can get off right now (male)
I do it every Rama
Don't spread your lips
I haven't even had a drink and I can't get it in the hole
I always forget his nob
Who wants to play with us, nobody wants to play with us!
Where did you order that from and where did you get it from? (pic)
The same place they ordered it from (pic)
She played on the lap top (male)
That's what he calls it (female)
I'm coming for ya!
Come on, you're sharing my bed.
If you gotta hold it with 2 fingers you might as well put it away.
I may not be able to do you right now hang on a minute
You're actually going to pull it out
Not enough embarrassing things have happened to me this weekend (female)
At least it didn't have a tongue (male)
I get around
I like my meat limp
I hope you like it stiffy baby
I like it hard
You are lucky, I was going all in.
You bypassed 69 (male)
He likes it bypassed (female)
I'm still trying for the hummer
It's to put your balls in
He may get_er_done by himself but she can get_er_done by herself too
It's a really nice piece, I've seen it in action
Marcia, your husband's up here lickin' on (female). This is the most times she's been licked in a weekend.
Are we doing it together?
How many TDs does it take to get an elephant in a box? The problem is one of them is suspended.
These are coppied from our accomplice over in the Yahoo forums...
THEY SAID NO NAMES, So here we go again:
Now she's growling at me, I don't know if I want to sleep with her.
How come theirs are so much bigger than mine?
My partner is stuck in doms.
He got you all wet!
He doesn't play well with others.
And my favorite, uttered and then scanned the area to make sure Shaykee and Lauria were no where in sight, little did she know that another had been drafted:
"I have needs!!!" :oops:
