Interests
I WAS HERE BUT NOW I GONE BUT, I LEFT MY NAME TO TURN YOU ON,PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME KNOW ME WELL,PEOPLE WHO DON,T CAN GO ,WELL YOU KNOW WHERE.Cajun Queen!!!!!
OK YOU KNOW JOKES ARE MY INTERESTS!
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What Religion is Your Bra?A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's Store & shyly walked up toThe woman behind the counter & said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?'Asked the clerk.
' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?''Look around,' Said the saleslady, As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color & material imaginable. 'Actually,
Even with all of this variety,
There are really only
Four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
About the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
The Salvation Army,
The Presbyterian,
& the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, The man asked about
The differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. ...The Catholic type Supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; &
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, & H are the letters used
To define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
But couldn't figure out
What the letters stood for,
It is about time
You became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{D D} Dou ble dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
& I can't get up!...
They forgot the German bra
Holtzem from floppen.
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New Treatment For Sunburn -
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours
and got horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree
burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the
severe pain he was
in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous
feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra
pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,
"What g ood will Viagra do for him, Doctor"?
The doctor replied,
"It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
keep the sheets off his legs."
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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have
crapped in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I
speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
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Read this virus warning---it will surprise you. VirusIf you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 ft. of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, & uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 #s.This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair & your Nair with Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes'message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up & leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses & pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the computer
Music
CHER-IS THEIR LIFE AFTER LOVE
CHER- IF I COULD TURE BACK TIME
MEATLOFT-I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
REHAB-BARTENDER
HANK,JR.YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF MY HEART
BILLY JOE ROYAL-LIKE A ROCKET
GARTH BROOKES-THE DANCE
GARTH BROOCKS-PAPA LOVED MOMMA
KID ROCK-PICTHURE
QUEEN-WE WILL ROCK YOU
QUEEN-ANOTHER ONE BITS THE DUST
EMINEM-WITH OUT ME
AARON NEVILLE-DON,T KNOW MUCH
RAY CHARLES&WILLE NELSON-SEVEN SPANISH ANGELS
