A new US Marine Captain, by the name of Big Willy, was
assigned to an
outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During
his first inspection
of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind
the mess tent. He asks
the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
post and no women.
And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have
Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,
but I understand about
"urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own
"urges" and asks the
First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the
camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild,
insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the
First Sergeant, "Is
that how the men do it?"
No, not really, sir... "They usually just ride the
camel into town where
the girls are".
