The essentials (in bullet form)

• Male
• 26 years old
• Live in Newfoundland, Canada
• From Québec, Canada
• Heterosexual
• Liberal
• Atheist/Agnostic
• Omnivore

Things you should know (also in bullet form)

• In general, I will not accept a friend request from strangers.
  • There are exceptions, at my discretion.
• I do not exchange fan or friend adds for fuBucks.
  • There are no exceptions to the above.
• Chain letters, memes, and requests to rate, fan, or friend you will be removed from my comments.
• I periodically clean up my fan and friend lists. You will be removed if:
  • You flood my bulletin board.
  • You demand (not ask) I do things (e.g. repost this, read this, sign this, rate this).
  • You exhibit extremely or consistently disrespectful behaviour to anyone.
  • You forward chain letters and memes via the bulletin board, shout box, private messages, or comments.
  • You make threats of any kind towards any one.
  • You exhibit intolerance or bigotry.
  • I decide that our personalities just don't mesh. Sorry. =(

The boring stuff (not in bullet form)

I'm a 26 year old male from Newfoundland, Canada (originally Québec). I am quiet and introverted, so if I don't say much to you, please don't take that personally. I rarely speak unless spoken to, and even then my conversations tend towards the short side. I am a man of few words.

I'm moderately intelligent, generally left-leaning, polite, very tolerant, and sometimes abrasive and perverted. I like animals, reading, programming, and nature.

I don't mesh well with people who are intolerant or bigoted, needlessly violent, or obsessed with material things.



First off, thank you to everyone who has (or will) sent me a friend request. I really do appreciate the thought. However, I regret to say that I do not exchange friend or fan adds for Cherry Points. If that is what you're looking for, please don't request.

Also, if I do not know the person who is requesting at all, odds are better than not that I'll turn them down. There are no specific criteria for this, I just read their profile (if I haven't already) and if I think our personalities really mesh, I add them.

If you get rejected, please don't think this means I don't like you. I like a lot of people. My friends list lets me keep track of my favourite users on Cherry Tap, and ergo not everyone can be on it, lest the list lose all meaning.

We can still keep in touch, and if you'd like, you're free to request again later. Maybe my answer will be different once we've talked a bit. Either way, a rejection does not mean I think you suck.



As a rule, I either rate a 10 or not at all. If I rate you a 1, it is because I believe you are being a serious dick. I don't mean just a little bit either. It means I think your behaviour is considerably out of line.

You're free to rate me a 1 in retaliation. It's just a number on the Internet, and it isn't going to make any difference to me other than giving me some Cherry Points.

Likewise, feel free to rate me whatever you want, for whatever reason you want. I don't downrate based on what ratings I receive. Presuming I'm not blocked, I'll drop by your profile and give you 10(s). (Unless you're being a dick, but we already covered that.)



Any questions, please ask.







Please don't take either of these too seriously (especially the ninja one -- I really don't need a ninja army... yet. :P) They're just for fun.