Okay I just came in to work 30 minutes early to eat my lunch and such, so in doing so I decide to pick the alligator which is an independent news paper here in florida and the top of the headlines Read: "UF POLiCE IN SEARCH FOR MOBILE MASTURBATOR" so I began to read it and turns out there has been a guy riding around in his car stopping at sorority houses masturbating he was spoted three times. I found it quite funny while I was reading I mean dude just riding around in his car looking for the next place he can masturbate lol: WOW LOL