I am 34 years young, married with 2 children. I am 6'0 tall(I know I am a freakin' Giant!) and weigh 190lbs. {depends on the day} I don't count carbs, harpoon me!
I have a twisted sense of humour, sarcasm has nothing on me! I like chatting with new people out here {the net}, sharing jokes and pics, whatever.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A LYING ASS FUCKTARD WITH ME, JUST CLOSE MY PAGE NOW! Don't play games with BITCHES who know how to play em better!!!
Hope to be flirting with you soon! LoL Much Love!!
** WARNING: I appreciate honesty, be honest with me and I will be honest with you. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion whether you agree with it or not! Keep that in mind when rating and receiving. **
Name: Laurie Birthday: September 26, 1972 Birthplace: Meaford, Ontario, Canada Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Brown Height: 6' Lefty or Righty: Lefty Shoes wore today: Slippers Outfit wore today: Jammies Fears: Snakes and Olives Perfect Pizza: Canadian Most overused phrase: Cool Dream Job: not having one and still making large money Regrets: Uhhh... too many for this forum Pets: My Newfie Maddox and one slightly retarded cat Milosevich Siblings: One brother, also slightly retarded, see a pattern here??
~~FAVOURITES~~ Color: Green Number: 20 Animal: puppies Drink: Mudslide Soda: Pepsi Food: anything from Wendy's LOL Movie: too many Sport: Hockey... Canada kicks ass eh?
**Do You....** Color your hair: yeah Have tattoos: 2 Have Piercings: ears and nose Have a Girlfriend: well many, not the romantic kinds, just my gurls!!! Cheat on tests/homework: once and got caught too! Drink/Smoke: drink rarely, quit cigs in January Write in cursive or print: what? Know how to drive: of course Own a cell phone: yes Diet: holding the fork in the other hand
......The Last....... Movie you saw: Memories of a Geisha Book you read: no time Thing you ate: Cheerios Snack mix Person talked to: my daughter
------DO YOU----- Believe there is life on other planets: why not Remember your first love: yes... awwwe where r u now Trevor Read the newspaper: the free one Have any gay or lesbian friends: both Believe in miracles: I am still here thats a miracle Do well in school: Damn right!!! Hate yourself: i have yes Have an obsession: too many Collect anything: not really Have a best friend: yes Believe in love at first sight: Yes Believe in "the one": nope Believe in God: Yep Played a game that required removal of clothing: nope Shy to make the first move: yeah Plan to go to college: been there, done that... have a tshirt somewhere too
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
Movies & TV:
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Dark Water, Four Brothers, In her Shoes, The Wizard of OZ (Classic), Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion... reminds me of my school, Walk the Line, Jarhead (yep, I got a militaty fetish!), 16 Blocks, Derailed, Just my Luck, Shall we Dance?, Water
