fubar member: LyssBBW / Lyss ~*~ ~*~ (333389)

I don't write all this for my own amusement. If you're here just to ogle the pics, friend me and I'll friend you and you can go about your jacking without reading what I have to say. But if you wish to have a conversation with me at some point, I don't think it's too much to ask that you read a few paragraphs. It just might save us both a lot of time.

"Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

I guess the best way to describe myself simply is as a walking contradiction. I am a sweet, angelic girl with an extremely naughty streak. I'm a shy exhibitionist and a kinky romantic.

Very aural, submissive and up for just about anything.

In case you hadn't noticed, I am a fat. F.A.T. I'm perfectly ok with this but please be sure that you are before contacting me. If you don't like chubby girls, stay clear. This fattie loves to revel in her sexuality and doesn't mind showing you that big girls can be sexy, too.

This does not, however, mean that am desperate for your attention and therefore willing to part my legs for anyone who tells me I have nice tits. I appreciate the compliments, even the crude ones. Just don't expect them to get you any action. ;c)

I am married but it is an open relationship. I can see (and do) whomever I wish. The previous paragraph applies here as well. I may be free to but it doesn't mean I will fuck anything which comes at me with a hard cock.
This goes for cyber, phone and camming, as well.

I probably sound pretty cynical from all this but I've found it's much easier to be honest with these things right up front. Now you know what I won't do. The fun part is finding out what I will.

Before you friend me...
Stand up.
Strip down.
Hop on one foot while telling me what a sexy bitch I am.

Bah. Seriously, just friend me. No need to ask me or rate me or any of that.

Yes, I have a lot of friends. Basically, I accept any request unless I have reason to think you are underage or planning to spam me.
I only fan people I want to keep track of so fanning me will not result in me returning the favor unless we've chatted or I find you so fucking hot that I can't stand the thought of not being able to gaze upon your visage again.
Getting on my family list is damn near impossible but pretty much unnecessary since there is nothing my family can see that friends can't.

What does "eternally distracted" mean? I often set my away message to that and it just means that I am a bit scatter-brained and it's not uncommon for me to wander off and completely forget I was logged in. So if I don't answer, don't assume the worst. I probably just saw something shiny.

The easiest way to make it onto my blocked list is to spam me. This means anything unsolicited including links to your lounge, a contest you are in, a picture of your cock. Whatever. Maybe I do want to see it but don't just throw the link out there without at least asking, "Hey, can I show you something?"
And I don't trade points. If you think I deserve ratings/comments, you'll give them to me. And I will do the same.