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Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  29 followers

Misanthrope

I swear there are some days it's a good thing that prison food does not appeal to my palette. Otherwise, some people would be finding themselves dead. I don't know where this attitude of "I have to be in front of you, but I don't want to go faster than you" comes from, but it annoys me to the point of violence. Is this a national phenomenon? Let me explain the symptoms: Someone flies like a bat out of hell to get in front of you, then lets off the gas and slows to 5 mph slower than you were going Someone gets in the left hand lane, and just sits there, barely doing the speed limit. At a street corner, someone walks up to the don't walk sign, stopping right in front of you, where you were going to cross in the other direction. What is with these people? Not only are they discourteous, but they are stupid, you are going to be rude to me, and then show me your back? You have given me motivation, and opportunity to smack the back of your head so hard your eyes pop out. I realize there is no easy solution, but I have begun training for the first manned mission to Mars. Hopefully it will be a solo one, so that the only idiot I will see in space is me.
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