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Tomorrow I go to Ohio to meet with my attorney in this crazy custody battle. I now have the local authorities and Mental Health agency behind me. Tomorrow they are sending papers with me and my caseworker stating that they believe it to be mentally harmful for my children to see there abusive father. This does not mean that I wont go to jail next week. We are trying to show evidence beyond a shadow of doubt that I have reason to keep the kids from him. I am also going to be stopping at the court house to make arrangements for the Judge to do an in chambers interview with my kids. We believe that if he firsts talks with the kids and sees the extent of damage that there father has done he will agree with me and not give me any jail time and suspend the other 30 days i have hanging right now. Please wish me luck. pray for my family to all of your gods. And light a candle for my family to give us strength and fill us with white light of protection. Thank you all for listening and being my friends. Lots of love and luck to all.

- About 1% of women are allergic to semen. Within minutes to hours of a man's ejaculation, they develop swelling and itching wherever their skin made contact with the stuff. Luckily, having a guy wear a condom prevents the allergy from flaring up. - A recent study found that 1 out of 100 people are asexual--they've never been sexually attracted to anyone. - On the other hand, 2% of women are turned on all the time. They suffer from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, which causes them to orgasm 10 to hundreds of times a day. - Guys in their teens and 20s can get off up to 10 times a day. That's because they have high levels of testosterone, which keeps their libido raging. - A man's testicles are always a few degrees cooler than the rest of his body; if they aren't, his sperm will be damaged. If the air feels too cool or he's in cold water, his scrotal muscles raise his twins closer to his body to heat them up. If it's too hot, his balls hang away from his crotch, so they can catch a breeze. - The more a dude orgasms, the less ejaculate his body produces. So if it's been a day since his last O, he could release up to a tablespoon of fluid. But if it's only been hours, he's likely to trickle out much less. - Women who eat chocolate every day have a greater desire for sex and more satisfying experiences between the sheets, according to and Italian study. - While he sleeps, a guy continues to get hard--about sie erections each night (if he sleeps the average eight hours per night). Snooze-time stiffies keep his penis in peak condition by bringing oxygen to his penile tissues. - Men aren't the only ones who get larger when they're feeling lusty. When a woman's desire is fired, her breasts swell and her ****** expands. And if her G-spot is aroused, this pea-size passion button along the upperwall of her ****** can grow to the size of a walnut. - Being in a relationship increases a guy's urge to masturbate. That's because having regular sex amps up testosterone production, making him even hornier than he would be without you. - Almost all women need below-the-belt stroking before they're able to have an orgasm. But about 1% can hit the high note simply by having their nipples played with. - Cornflakes and graham crackers were created to "cure" dirty thoughts. Back in the 1800s, a high sex drive was thought to be caused by spicy foods. To make a bland diet more appealing, new food products were invented--like the cereal and snack we still eat today. __________________

Woman bites boyfriend's testicles A 32-year-old man had to go to hospital because he was bitten in his testicles by his girlfriend. His girlfriend has been arrested on suspicion of domestic battery. According to police report, police officers found the bite victim nude and bleeding in the middle of the street. After the man was bitten in his testicles by his 26-year-old girlfriend during a drunken rage, he immediately called the police. On Thursday the woman was in the Washoe Country Jail. Bail was set to $3000. At their home they got an altercation. The woman was drunken and started a physical fight with her boyfriend. After the fight the man had bite wounds to his shin, inner thigh, ankle, palm and testicles. At the hospital he was treated for minor injuries.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight. Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 Average # of erections during the night: 9 Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100 Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!) Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false

Largest erect pen!s: 13" Smallest erect pen!s: 1.75" The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their pen!ses to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up. In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 pen!ses. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same. During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in size up to 25%. The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2". In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (I wanna move!) The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH. Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm. Intercourse peaks in July. Except for the 1/2 dozen men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women are also better self-starters: 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. However, since the glue used on stamps also contains 1/10th of a calorie...... stamp glue in most countries in the world is vegetarian, by the way. Still on the rich topic of dysfunctional or just plain silly beliefs, vampire lore is Count Chocula full of them. For example, according to folklore there are a number of ways to protect yourself from vampires, including the ever-popular wearing of garlic or a religious symbol such as a cross. You can slow a vampire down by giving him something to do, like pick up poppy seeds or unravel a net. (They're reportedly quite compulsive.) Cross water and he can't follow. If you can find the body, give it a bottle of whiskey or food so it doesn't have to travel. If that doesn't work, either shoot the corpse (may require a silver bullet) or drive a stake through the heart. And remember, the vampire won't enter your dwelling unless invited.

Did you know: That butterflies taste with their feet. One of the numerous vampire legends claims that stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire. (You can't do anything similar or analagous to a vampire of course, since they don't have shadows!!) Most babies are born with 250 bones. However, adults typically have only 206 bones in their bodies. According to a book with the dubious distinction of being titled: "The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.", the most maligned and vilified sexual practice in the world is - brace yourselves................ masturbation. Folks, including some doctors, have tried to tell hormone-filled teens for centuries that "self abuse" can cause impotence, hairy fingers, shrinking sexual organs, stunting of growth, sexual obsessions, every variety of mental illness imaginable, tabes dorsalis (whatever that is....), pulmonary consumption, dyspepsia, dimness of sight or blindness, vertigo, epilepsy, hypochondriasis, loss of memory, fatuity, hysteria, asthma, melancholia, mania, dementia, paralysis and death! In order to preserve at least SOME modicum of decency in this otherwise family-friendly feature, i shall cut this article short - but suffice it to say that the laundry-list of supposed dangers (and "officially recommended" remedies for!!) related to masturbation is to sexual scare topics and tactics, what terrorism is to "shrub-related" policies and politics: a grain or two of truth which should be taken with a few tons of salt.

Dumb ass ppl should be reqired to wear signs at all times. I have a word of advise to you posers, wannabes and general fucktards. GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A DAMN LIFE> Oh and dont procreate there is already enough of you around. You know who you are. And to my freinds heres some love for ya. MWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!