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Military vs. Civilian Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Keep your stuff until they PCS.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" 2 minutes later "okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try at all cost not to get hurt.
Military FRIENDS: Will die to save someones life they have never met.
